On Monday, I spent more time hanging out in the toilet paper aisle than I normally do on a typical visit to Walmart.
I wanted to get Yorkers' opinions about tubeless toilet paper. Would they buy it? Would they miss that cardboard core?
While I was looking for customers to accost, I discovered a new section of the toilet tissue area that I never saw before.
Moist wipes. Also known as the poor man's bidet.
I was horrified.
It's like baby wipes for adults.
Maybe they use less paper. Maybe they're more environmentally friendly.
But this is where I draw the line.
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