This winter, I might try to boycott panty hose.
You see, I only wear dresses, for the most part
And I’m not sure what I’m doing, but I go through a pair a week. I rip them. Run them. Spill on them. ANNIHILATE THEM.
And those suckers aren’t cheap – especially the control top variety.
I’ve tried the hairspray trick to stop the runs. I’ve tried clear nail polish. I usually just end up with a sticky leg and wounded spirits.
So, in the interest of cost, I’m saying no to hose.
Does anyone else have this problem?
Also, in the interest of grammar, what is the plural of panty hose? Panty hoe? Panty hoses?