I’m 16 points away from my free Giant Turkey. What do I do?

This girl’s Giant BonusCard is getting a workout.

Guys, I have bad news.

I’m 16 points away from my free turkey at Giant, and I don’t know what to do.

I’m a mere 4-squared away from the 400 points I need on my BonusCard to get that priceless hunk of poultry. The deadline is Nov. 24.

Not that I really know how to cook a turkey anyway. I don’t really care for turkey much, either.

But heck, I love free stuff. This is America — Home of the free and land of the free food.

Plus, I can always take it home and have my mom cook it, right?

So here’s my dilemma: Do I let my big ball of tryptophan-laced goodness slip away? Or do leave work today to buy $16 worth of detergent, shampoo and other crap that doesn’t have an expiration date in order to claim my beast?

Thoughts?

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