Need a good laugh or have a great joke to share, this link’s for you

Need a good laugh or want to share a great joke, check out this awesome thread on Our Exchange started by Conspiracy Theory.
Here’s one posted by Conspiracy Theory to get you started.
NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selection
that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , “Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly…”

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14 Responses to Need a good laugh or have a great joke to share, this link’s for you

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    Great post with lots of impoartnt stuff.

  2. Jeneva says:

    Hey, that post levaes me feeling foolish. Kudos to you!

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