I remember back in 1979, the widespread concern about the space station Skylab re-entering orbit and hitting the Earth's surface. Some psychic guy attempted a radio broadcast where listeners were supposed to focus on Skylab and telekinetically push it into a higher orbit.
I'm not making this up. Hey, it was the 1970s. Lots of drugs around back then.
As I recall, it didn't work. But the fact that it didn't work once is no reason not to try it again. Hey, it's free, right?
So here's the deal. It's now about 11:50 a.m. on Wednesday. If you're reading this, I want you to try something that will make my job a lot easier.
Now concentrate reeeeally hard. We're going to psychically will Barack Obama and John McCain to announce their vice-presidential picks.
Ready?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Just checked the Internet. Nothing yet. What the hell? We all know damn well they've already made them! This is getting annoying. Let's try again.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Still nothing. Tell you what, I have to get back to work. But you all keep trying and see what kind of results you get, OK? Thanks.
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