So if you visit www.oscar.com/games/ you can find your perfect Oscar date.
As research for the Daily Record's Oscar coverage, I figured I should find out my perfect date. After answering questions about height, eye color and personality preferences, it turns out my perfect date is Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was less than thrilled. Who wants the cheesy boyish charms of Leonardo (even the name is chedder overload)?
So I'm going to keep taking the quiz until a certain Calvin Klein underwear-model formely known as Marky Mark comes up. He obviously didn't take me ... because here he is pictured at the Oscars. But next year I'm sure I'll be his first choice -- after all, the quiz did (or will eventually say) we were meant to be.
That's a bunch of crap.