Nearly four hours ago I sat down to watch the Academy Awards.
Four hours. And there is still no best picture award in sight. We've watched Ellen DeGeneres vacuum. We've seen so many montages that I'm fairly certain Hollywood has exhausted its supply of film clips from the last 79 years. We've heard the orchestra drown out the speeches of giddy winners, and hoped that they would just cancel out the "thank you God" moments all together.
I wonder how the celebrities are staying awake through this snooze-fest.
I'm guessing the person sitting behind this woman (Patricia Field) and her glowing hair.
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