Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter....it's all the rage these days. I've read the books and seen the movies and I've always been fascinated by the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

I thought I would take a box to my 11-year-old brother Kaleb and together we would taste vomit, earwax, rotten egg, earthworm and sardines. We'd bond over the silly tasting beans and become the best of friends. Ha. What magical fantasies.
When I got there, he didn't want to participate. He knew better. I, however, was in denial that these things actually tasted like boogers. I mean, who eats boogers to know what they taste like anyway?
I took to the task alone. I tried bacon...it really tasted like a bacon bit. Pepper tasted like a large peppercorn. They weren't good, but at least the flavors were based on real foods.
My goal was to get through every one - booger and all. It was until after I tasted dirt, grass, earthworm, vomit and soap did I give up. My stomach was turning. My family was laughing so hard at the faces I was making, they were teary-eyed.
I eventually talked Kaleb into eating Sardines...it took less than a second for him to make a face and head to the trash can.
"It tastes like the fishing boat," he said.