Rihanna entered in an outfit featuring leather, chains, feathers and something on her butt that looked like toilet paper. A zombie entourage followed. Her singing was a little shaky.

British comedian Russell Brand delivered a politically-charged monologue in which he pleaded for America to elect Barack Obama and made fun of the Jonas Brothers. The celebrities in the crowd looked confused, as most of them don't have a clue about what's happening outside of La-La Land.

Jaime Foxx announced that Britney Spears won her first VMA for Best Female Artist. Her speech was short and sweet and, can I just say that Brit's bod looked hot again. Kudos to her for getting her life back together.