Dumb and dumber
Olympic champ Michael Phelps took a bong hit. Major movie star Christian Bale chewed out a “Terminator: Salvation” crew member. (*Listener discretion is strongly advised.*) Read the rest of this post for an open letter to Mr. Phelps and Mr. Bale.
Dear druggie and poop mouth,
What’s the deal? You’re supposed to respect yourself and others. Before your recent actions I truly believed in superheroes. Now, I’m not sure, and I want to cry. You should apologize to me and the rest of your fans and then spend some time doing charity to heal the planet or something. This still might not be enough to gain back my esteem or a spot on my desktop background.
Sincerely,
Crestfallen at FlipSide
