I'm writing this as a public service.
If my husband asks me one more time why I don't apply deodorant in a similar fashion to the woman in that commercial who jumps on her bed in her underwear, I fear I might shove my deodorant into one of his orifices.
I might be alone on this, but my morning routine generally doesn't involve any jumping on the bed fully clothed or otherwise.
Deodorant application is a rushed affair. I don't open all the windows in the house allowing the sun and warm morning breezes to flow in as I daintily smooth out adequate amounts of an anti-perspirant that contains - in no particular order - lemon, seagrass, lemongrass, green tea and the toes of South American Fire-Headed Newts.
So all you guys out there who feel their significant others are letting them down by not engaging in panty-clad romps while partaking in basic hygiene - they're not. This isn't reality.
Or, at least it isn't my reality, and I suspect I'm not in the minority.
And, if anybody finds a clip of this commercial (I think it's by Dove), let me know and I'll post it. YouTube has failed me.
HA! I saw the commercial and thought the same thing -- who's that excited to put deodorant on? Who doesn't hit the snooze button repeatedly and has extra time to giggle with their Speedstick before work? And who has a bedroom that's that sunny? Blah. Stupid commercial.
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