Ellen Minsavage: July 2009 Archives

Don't be a silly goose. Take a crack at Summer School's spelling quiz.

You know those amusement park rides your friends dare you to get on? The ones that where you can barely keep your eyes open because you're terrified you might die?

That's what watching "Bruno" is like. It's sheer horror, but you laugh anyway. Warning to the easily offended, weak-stomached and always-politically-correct persons: You will hate this movie.

Bust out a calculator for our math quiz. (No need to call for backup if you're stumped.)

Humidity, static electricity and styling-run-amuck can all lead to hair disasters. There's no shame. We've all been there.

Snap a picture of your kid's crazy hairdo and submit it in a drawing to win a family four-pack of tickets to Dutch Wonderland.

Upload a photo of your child, age 12 or younger, with his or her crazy hair to inyork.com/gallery. (Click on the "Crazy Hair Contest" album and follow the instructions at the top of the page.)

Send an e-mail with your name, your child's name and age, the municipality where you live and a daytime phone number to jvogelsong@ydr.com by July 19. (Photo: Jason Plotkin)