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Here's is my Popeye pop culture column from this week's FlipSide.

There's an evil presence lurking in my apartment as we speak, waiting for me to get home this evening. It's a big, black ominous thing that has teased and tortured me, keeping me awake for hours at night when I should've been sleeping. And the worst part? I'm the one who brought it in and gave it a home more than a month ago.

It all began around Christmas when I was fed up with not having an HDTV. I'm a bit of a technophile, and it pained me that while I had a PlayStation 2, Macbook with DVI (high-def capable) output and the finances for digital cable, I still had a junky old standard definition TV.

It was time for an upgrade, so I did some Internet-hunting and found a great deal on a 37-inch Westinghouse. I pulled out the credit card and voilà! A few days later, the delivery man was knocking at my door, dragging a box big enough to sleep in. After single-handedly pulling the behemoth box up a flight of stairs, I unwrapped the monolith of technology and plugged it in. My life hasn't been the same since.

Call me crazy...

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Is it just me or does Lisa Nowak bear an uncanny resemblance to a certain Emperor of the Republic?

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Lisa Nowak

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Robot Loneliness

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I'm darkly humorous kinda guy and somehow often find humor in depressing things and sadness in humorous things. The perfect embodiment of this so far tonight would be GM's suicidal machine commercial.

For those who missed it, an assembly line robot that helps piece together GM cars is laid off and goes on through a depressing run of low-level work before finding himself on the edge of a bridge, debating whether or not to "jump." I didn't actually think GM would go there, but they actually had the machine commit robotic suicide. True, it turned out to be a dream, but still. Do robots dream of electric sheep? No apparently, they dream of killing themselves.

Snickers Kiss

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Normally, humor dealing with guys' homophobia feels a bit too 1994 for me, but the Snicker's mechanic guys gave me a little man crush on the candy company. The Lady and the Tramp-ish moment as one dude fails to resist the urge of of the gooey nougat of Snickers in another man's mouth made ME snicker pretty hard, even if it was a little low-brow.

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I've been staring at the blinking cursor for a couple minutes now because I don't even know where to begin this post. By now, you've probably heard about the guerilla marketing campaign gone wrong in which a couple of guys who planted some Lite Brite-type devices depicting characters from the Adult Swim show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" around Boston were arrested for "placing a hoax device in a way that results in panic," according to this CNN article.

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