Oh, Will Ferrell, you've let me down.
You used to wear the comedic crown
But you've found a way to make me frown
... in "Stranger than Fiction."

Your quips in "Old School" and "Saturday Night Live"
Where you cheered and jumped and jived
And your bit on the Oscars with Jack Black, oh my!
... but what were you thinking in "Stranger than Fiction"?
You sparkled on the racetrack as Ricky Bobby
And it might seem that I sound a bit snobby
I hope being serious is not your new hobby...
... especially after "Stranger than Fiction."

