Darren "Dirty Deed" Wise wrestles his last match this weekend in York Township. (Fond farewell.)

See The "World Famous" Lipizzaner Stallions Saturday at the York Expo Center. (Read our Dressage dictionary)

Meet York rock act Hello Hawk. (Hint: They like Craigslist and high-fives.)

Get a preview of Thanksgiving Eve events. (Party planning.)

The theater was playing the movie on six screens, all at midnight.

Hundreds of teenagers, grown women and a surprising number of teen boys watched as the words "NEW MOON" crawled across the screen.

We watched the opening dream-sequence, which ended with Bella waking up in bed.

And then, just as Charlie came in with a birthday present, the film skipped, and we watched the film melt.

A shocked and confused silence filled the theater. The lights came on and a few people ran into the hallway to see what happened.

We found out that the film that had been rolling in four of the six theaters had indeed melted. People were trying to fix it. They didn't know how long it would take.

We gave them about 20 minutes to fix it. Then we got a refund and drove home at 1 a.m.

According to the Patriot-News, many of the fans waited for more than an hour and eventually got to see the movie.

The UnCork York Wine Trail is offering a new event called "Wine Just off the Vine."

Ten wineries along the trail will offer behind-the-scenes look at the harvest and how a grape transforms from vine to bottle. Sample Nouveau and fresh-pressed wines during the tour, which is 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Nov. 20-22.

Tickets for the tour are $10 and include a wine glass. Participants can use tickets at any participating winery during the event to get 10 percent off wine. Collect stamps along the way to become eligible for exciting UnCork York prizes.

Participating wineries include: Adams County Winery, Allegro Vineyards, Cullari Vineyards, Four Springs Winery, Moon Dancer Vineyard & Winery, Naylor Wine Cellars, Reid's Orchard & Winery, Seven Valleys Vineyard & Winery, Tamanend Winery, West Hanover Winery (Photo: YDR File)

Bar-hopped in Harrisburg Thursday. (But Tim Warfield was nowhere to be found.)

Attended an Arlington apartment party. (Somebody spiked the cider. Yum.)

Visited the new Court of Valor memorial. (I also got a Civil War history lesson at Prospect Hill Cemetery.)

Saw the Eagles loose yet again. (I still miss those Phils.)

Consoled myself with the movie "Clue." (Nothing like a little murder/mystery to brighten the mood.)

(Photo: YDR File; U.S. Rep. Joe Sestak speaks Saturday in front of the Court of Valor at Prospect Hill Cemetery.)

The band will play a medley of songs by Chicago with the Baltimore Marching Ravens at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. The Baltimore Marching Ravens, formerly The Baltimore Colts Marching Band, were recently featured in the ESPN Film "The Band That Wouldn't Die." Mark DeRose Band drummer, Dan Brenner, recorded the vocal group singing the Colts Fight Song for the movie. (Photo: YDR file; Steelers fans heckle a Ravens fan during last year's AFC championship game.)

Check out what movies open this weekend.

Laugh off the fact that it's Friday the 13th with three comedy events:

Raymond the Amish Comic cracks up the crowd tonight at North Hopewell-Winterstown Volunteer Fire Company in Felton.

Ted Daniels swaps jokes about his Catholic school days Saturday at York Catholic High School Comedy Night benefit.

Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" goof off Sunday at the Strand.

Check back Monday for the weekend roundup. Ciao for now.
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