The sometimes sad, often odd and mostly amusing bits and pieces of life in York County, Pennsylvania tweeted while listening to York County Department of Emergency Services, 911 Communications from April 2010 to present while covering news for the York Daily Record/Sunday News.
The 732 tweets almost never made the paper or a web update, but are still a micro slice of life.
Originally posted to twitter @paulkuehnel
#911call: caller advises a neighbor swept mulch on to property and wants to see an officer
#911call: For a neighbor who comes out of his house in his underwear, not occurring at the moment, but an ongoing problem.
#911call: Caller advises subject ate a bag of beef jerky, left it sit, said he would come back and pay for it and never did
#911call: retail theft of a grill in Hanover, a red Chevy truck with Maryland plates just tarped it – Memorial Day weekend
#911call: For a snake hanging in the rafters of the kitchen and it looks like it has a rattle
#911call: Last 15 min – Money stolen from coin operated vacuum and 2 women fist fighting (Sunday in York County)
#911call: 911: I have tired calling Verizon about the pole numerous times, but keep getting disconnected #ironic
#911call: Caller advises MetEd pole shocked his tractor trailer. Police: I am assuming the truck struck pole and not the other way around.
#911call: Caller advises that the person fixing her washing machine didn’t do it right
#911call: Caller advises that she wants the police to come and take the drinking glasses back that her neighbor borrowed
#911call: Caller advises that they are having an Easter egg hunt at the park and want the dead deer removed.
#911call: Caller arrived home, found neighbor’s phone ringing in house, confronted neighbor and neighbor said didn’t know how it got there
#911call: Caller advises that they bought a new refrig, when they went to get old, left new on curb and it was taken,
#911call: Caller advises that his daughter is trying to beat him up.
#911call: Caller advises subject is wearing an ankle bracelet, seems to be on drugs, and is pushing a stroller that keeps tipping over
#911call: Caller advises there is a woman in her 20′s sitting outside of store begging with a sign “Mother of 2 needs help”
#911call: The caller advises that the subject had her hair done, didn’t pay, left and they know who it is.
#911call: Caller advises that “his neighbor is a weirdo” Did not elaborate.
#911call: Police to 911 “sorry to bother you again my CAD is down again” 911: “As long as you need me I have a job” Police: thanks
#911call: Caller advises son says he is running away and living in the woods because he doesn’t want to clean room.
#911call: Police: This a situation where people without communication skills lack the ability to solve problems on their own.
#911call: For ice balls being thrown with a battery in it. Ongoing problem.
#911call: Caller advises that she believes her bf took her wiper blades and replaced them with his old wiper blades
#911call: For a subject masturbating in a vehicle at Dick’s
#911call: Caller advises that his neighbor had a party in July and egged his bay window. Police: OoooKaaa
#911call: First words I heard this morning turning on scanner was a medical call, “It’s a boy” #anewday
#911call: Police looking at sign that says Fire Police chief parking only with a questioning tone, “It looks really official”
#911call: For ice building up in sunshine Alley
#911call: For a neighbor making inappropriate remarks to the caller’s wife.
#911call: Caller advises her children r taking things from the neighbors and hiding them in the snow. Police: “I will do the parenting job”
#911call: Police about deer struck by car: “I shot it, the guy here is going to eat it” (life comes down to basics when you sort it all out)
#911call: Caller W York advises that someone dumped snow on car she parked last night wants something done. Police: Not much can be done.
#911call: Caller advised bf’s dogs fighting she needs to come home working for Liberty Tax Police: discription? 911: We assume green costume
#911call: For a female who took all the papers at the bus transfer station and is now trying to sell them in the waiting room.
#911call: Caller found a paper attached to a tree with something about him that isn’t true. (see!, this happened before facebook)
#911call: For “a suspicious snow shoveler”
#911call: For a controlled burn of tires on a deck
#911call: The caller, who is 44 years old, advises that his mother tried to run him over with the car
#911call: Caller advises that he saw a hitchhiker but didn’t stop because the man had a hook in his hand (shepherd pole? mmmm)
#911call: For a butcher knife propped up against a front door and the caller said that mumbling was heard at the door earlier
#911call: caller concerned, a dog in a car windows up Police: “not in distress” 911: “I’m not surprised” (my car says 12, very sunny) #pawx
#911call: For a man walking a woman on a leash along Emig Mill Road
#911call: Caller advises that the interior lights are on in his Lincoln and he doesn’t know how to turn them off and can’t drive with on.
#911call: For a hospice that had it’s coffee brewing system stolen overnight.
#911call: For a man at the Fulton Bank jumping across the counter and throwing things at the teller.
#911call: The caller describes the vehicle as “a car”, no further description.
#911call: The caller says her bf stole her car and locked her out of the house, then caller started laughing and hung up…
Jan 1 2014
#911call: for an individual who just woke up from NYE celebration (4:30pm) didn’t remember how she got leg cuts, turns out from toilet
Dec 31 2013
#911call: Caller advises that “he put his head though a wall and is threatening to kill his sister”
#911call: Caller advises that her mother is tapping into her phone and her recording calls
#911call: Caller advises a Chinese restaurant delivered the wrong order, won’t replace, it’s pork and that is against his religious beliefs.
#911call: for ” pushing and shoving” in an aisle in Walmart #Christmas Eve
#911call: Caller advises that the person directing traffic at the West Manchester Mall isn’t doing a good job #Christmas Eve
#911call: For a child insisting on going to school when there is no school today, won’t get out of car.
#911call: Caller advises that the roommate stole the cat.
#911call: Caller advises that his laundry is stuck in the laundromat washing machine and doesn’t want to get in trouble for breaking it
#911call: Caller advises that the landlady won’t take her rent money and threatened to throw all her stuff out. There is yelling.
#911call: Caller advises that she shared information with someone and “they put it all out on Facebook”
#911call: The neighbors are putting chairs in front of her apartment, there was yelling, worried about retaliation. #yorkcitywinter
#911call: For a subject going crazy on a porch because he doesn’t want to go to church. Caller believes not taking meds.
#911call: Caller advises the person at former residence won’t return his cat, was supposed to give back when he found a place.
#911call: ..the windows of the car got broken out when she lent car to other boyfriend to smoke crack (or something like that)
#911call: Caller says a woman came into her house and said she would come back with a gun and shoot her between the eyes.
#911call: For a smashed pumpkin and caller believes she knows who did it. (change of seasons)
#911call: Caller advises that some of her Christmas decorations were stolen last night. (Season begins)
#911call: The caller says her neighbor is spreading rumors and she is “trying real hard not to go over there and smack her”
#911call: And Maserati has been stopped
#911call: For a hit-and-run involving a gold Maserati on Delta Road. That shouldn’t be hard to spot
#911call: Grandmother thinks grandson is huffing hand sanitizer. (Is this possible?)
#911call: Robbery: Christmas money and pain pills taken
#911call: Caller advises her son won’t brush his teeth and the school told her to call the police. Police: We are not helping brush teeth
#911call: The caller wants to know what they have to do to become a police officer. #OKGoogle
#911call: Called advises that a car shows up every few days with a different registration.
#911call: for suspicions airplanes circling the airport. Yes, there is an air show. See here: http://mediacenter.ydr.com/2013/10/08/
#911call: For a brown car that hardly runs that stole a pumpkin from a roadside stand, caller has a plate number.
#911call: The caller advises that a cousin was dating the subject for two days, he is still hanging around and won’t leave
#911call: Caller advises that the subject stole condoms and headed toward Yoe
#911call: For two family members who backed into each other in their own driveway. Police: They don’t need police.
#911call: For a text caller received from unknown number that contains “a male private part”
#911call: For a referee being verbally assaulted by a fan wearing a Penn State jacket.
#911call: caller advised a jogger is jogging on private property and jogging is not allowed in the community
#911call: Caller advises that flames are shooting out of a dump truck every time it stops, he flagged him down, but he won’t stop.
#911call: Caller advises someone “crunched his burners and punched a hole in his grill” It’s an ongoing problem. #LaborDay
#911call: Caller wants an ambulance, says his daughter has no energy Police: If that’s the case, then I need one too 911: Amen
#911call: For a 12 yr old with their foot stuck in a dog choker chain w dog still attached. Dog is friendly.
#911call: For a stolen ferret by a 9 yr old who won’t give it back.. Police: A “What?” 911: “That rat like thing”
#911call: Caller advises that someone put spaghetti sauce on her car over night and wants to file a report.
#911call: Police: “The only thing missing from this house is reality.”
#911call: The caller advises that an individual was masturbating in a white Jeep Liberty at a stop light and she wants you to check the area.
#911call: For a suspicious mini van, that just pulled in, with corn stalks all over the front of it
#911call: For multiple loose Alpacas that came running from behind the post office in Thomasville.
now they are walking around there….RT @stauchistory: Morningstar has alpacas to eat grass at solar panels. Probably theirs.
#911call: For multiple cats running around the rail trail at mile marker 11
#911call: Caller advises two people have pulled into handicapped parking space, car has handicapped tag, but they don’t look handicapped
#911call: Caller advises that someone has hacked into her Instagram account and is posting pictures of her friends.
#911call: “They are all drunk, they all live here, and they all don’t like the police. I am 10-8 (in service)”
#911call: For a juvenile who stole a bag of chips, the parent has them at the scene of the crime and would like you to report (good parent)
#911call: The caller says that she is having a party and wants to know if an officer wants a cake.
#911call: The caller says that he hit a picnic table sitting in the road and he wants a report.
#911call: Driver of a borrowed car steals an A/C unit from Walmart. (I never understand how you can just walk out with a huge appliance)
#911call: For a loose “mixed labri-dog”
#911call: For 15-20 kids using shopping carts for jousting in a store parking lot
#911call: for windshield wipers broken off and stolen. (And it isn’t even raining)
#911call: “We need a lasso for a 3 foot alligator”
#911call: Caller advises that he was punched in the chest because he wouldn’t return a kayak.
#911call: The caller advises that there is a goat on their front porch.
#911call: The caller describes her as having a “pointy nose and beady eyes”
#911call: The caller says his sister won’t move her car. (Did you fight with your sister?)
#911call: “Caller advises that it’s suspicious because the subject is taking pictures of random objects” (This would be normal at my house.)
#911call: The caller says that the individual went past his house and said, “boom!” and this has been going on eight years.
#911call: for an accident involving a “Chevy Oldsmobile”
#911call: The caller advises that a women in a wheelchair is chasing him on his bicycle
#911call: Caller received call: If she bought a gift card she would receive green card. If she didn’t comply a helicopter will blow up house
#911call: Caller doesn’t want u to respond, just wants dog to stop barking. Police: “Dogs bark, ducks quack”
911call: For two males bow fishing in the city
#911call: Caller advises that 15 of his coy fish are missing from his pond. (Man or bird suspect?)
#911call: Caller advising that there are horses at King and Duke. Either Street Fair or the Laurel Fire Station is using their stalls again
#911call: A mother is upset that her son isn’t there for Mother’s Day yet
#911call: The caller advises that the subjects make her dogs bark and they say they are out looking for single women. Just advising you.
#911call: Caller advises construction site has a missing backhoe. If you see one not parked in your neighbors drive tonight…
#911call: For two shirtless men in a back seat exposing himself out a car window while heading toward Adams County
#911call: Caller advises a man with a tape recorder came to the door and wanted to know if the caller knew Judy Garland
#911call: The caller advises that his neighbor’s air conditioner has been running all winter and sounds like a trash compactor
#911call: The caller advises that he pointed a “cat chasing” laser at the subject and he ran away
#911call: Caller advises that a Tesla is speeding
#911call: The caller advises that she hit another vehicle making a u-turn after trying to hit him with her vehicle
#911call Police: “Don’t know where to start here…these people are disagreeable to society and themselves, no crime committed here, clear”
#911call: “For a fat white male defecating on cars. He has been told twice not to do this”
#911call: The caller advises that the driver stopped and started throwing Penn State textbooks out of the trunk
#911call: Police: “Tell public works there is a pothole here that could swallow a small child”
#911call: For a male beating his vehicle with a sledgehammer past 45 min, no others involved. Caller thinks this is unusual
#911call: Police: “In case there are two terriers wearing pink tutus, it’s the one with the green collar”
#911call: For a terrier wearing a pink tutu getting attacked by another dog (i think I heard that right).
#911call: The caller advises that the apartment neighbor is controlling her TV with his computer and it’s an ongoing problem.
#911call: Caller advises male saz will shoot her, and although there is shotgun in dinning room he won’t do anything cause 4 yr old there
#911call: For a picture on Facebook someone won’t take down.
#911call: For 2 erratic motorcycle riders, one pulling wheelies (Spring is here)
#911call: The caller, 22, says some 14 year olds stole his hat off head fri, came back to get and they are now laughing at him in window.
#911call: Caller advises that car w ‘I love physics’ sticker on it, w teenager and child in it looks suspicious, been there 1 hour.
#911call: The caller thinks neighbors are using drugs, she can smell it. She wants an officer to smell her house before going over there.
#911call: Caller advises that the knob fell off gas is flowing out and the burner is on
#911call: Caller advises that their license plate was stolen and replaced with another. Police: “We have a courteous thief”
#911call: For pizzas in the roadway near Grantley in York, caller says they are blocking traffic
#911call: The caller advises that her outside light bulb was stolen and she suspects the neighbor.
#911call: For a male in tight blue pants cowboy hat and cowboy boots with a black satchel spotted now hiding from children
#911call: For a blue Volkswagen that the rear wheel fell off. (With as often as people change wheels this is actually kinda rare to hear)
#911call: Vehicle description: The top of the vehicle is white and red the bottom green (no hiding that one)
#911call: for illegal rabbit feces being dumped
#911call: For “a bobcat sitting along the road” Don’t know if it’s a machine or beast
#911call: “For a male taking out his private parts, playing with them” For as much 911 protocol, they often blunt reality with word choice
#911call: For a domestic between 6 and 12 yr old, 12 yr old called. Police: “give me the fathers #, I’m not here to raise his children”
#911call: For a child with a toilet seat stuck around their head
#911call: For a wood chipper that came off a truck, damaged a car, truck kept going. If you notice your towed chipper missing…
#911call: Caller advises they found iPhon. When they turn it on it just has a smiley face and says I’m going to kill you and the baby
#911call: Caller advises that he left keys in car, car running, to warm it it. When he came outside, the car was gone.
#911call: The caller advises a man “pulled along the road to urinate”
#911call: Road rage: Caller advises that a driver got out of a white SUV, opened his door, punched him in the face, drove off
#911call: Caller advises that some people have brought their own food to the food court for birthday party, and threatened to kill security
#911call: For a teenager hanging out a sun roof yelling at people. (61 degrees in January!!)
#911call: Police: “There is no domestic here, the mother is just yelling at her 5 kids to go to school”
#911call: The caller advises that every day a hatchback goes by with 9 or 10 people in the back hatch
#911: Caller advises she was drunk last night posted nude photos online to someone in Mass and now he wants more or threatens to post online
#911call: 911 asks caller “any weapons involved?” Caller: “just his mouth”
#911call: For a pig running loose in Manchester borough
#911call: The caller advises that his license plate is upside down and he believes someone might have used it overnight, put it back wrong
#911call: Caller advises that a light has been flashing in the second floor of a home for about a year and they don’t know what it is.
#911call: For “a 14 yr old laying in bed refusing to go to school, no weapons, no intoxication”
#911call: The caller advises that his drunk wife is threatening him with his firearm
#911call: The caller advises that the landlord put a gun to their head because they were late on rent
Jan 6 2013
#911call: “For a bunch of cows out” on Roths Church Road
#911call: The caller advises that she said “she wouldn’t let her prostitute in her room so she put snakes in the mattress”
Dec 31 2012
#911call: Caller advises that a man keeps coming to the hotel harassing guests saying that he is a bounty hunter
#911call: The caller advises that he took two counterfeit 20′s from the same guy he took them from before.
#911call: Caller advises his wife is in labor contractions 2 min apart at 30/George wants city aware. If you see an SUV w 4 ways moving fast
#911call: Police: The tow truck needs a tow truck, it popped a tire.
#911call: The caller is advising that his neighbor is spray painting his property
#911call: Caller advises she is breathing normally and snoring, but they can’t wake her up. (Can u be unwakable, yet functioning normally?)
#911call: the caller describes the vehicle as “an old time fancy car”
#911call: The caller advises that a taxi driver won’t stop to let her out and she is in a “taxi express”
#911call: The caller advises that someone broke into the house over night and stole Christmas presents
#911call: Can tell it’s Christmas morn when scanner is chattering about a Fire Dept giving out oranges. Lets keep it simple today York Co
#911call: Police: kittens dumped on the porch seem wild. (I would be wild too if I was dumped on a porch Christmas Eve in a box, 34 degrees)
#911call: For a box of kittens dropped off on a porch by a neighbor and the caller can’t care for them.
#911call: Apparently the sheep are still running around Manchester borough
#911call: The caller advises that there are three sheep in her backyard and they are not in custody
#911call: For two people ripping the gutters off and writing graffiti on a building at Windsor Wonderland
#911call: The caller advises she was taking a walk down the street and a bullet whizzed past her and lodged in a tree
#911call: The caller advises that he came back from vacation and 10 trees were cut down on his property, he suspects his neighbor.
#911call: The caller advises that the subject stole lettuce, mayonnaise and donuts from the store and wont come back in, with manager now
#911call: The caller advises that she found a 9 year old hiding in her house with a sheet over him.
#911call: Father has guns, grenades stored under bed because gun safe is full, caller is worried because the child is handling the grenades
#911call: police: “santa is aggravating drivers and likely to get punched in the head” (on controlling traffic for event)
#911call: The caller advises that her ex boyfriend just stole her hubcaps and held them up in the window as he drove away. Caller in pursuit
#911call: The caller found a 9 mm Smith & Wesson on church property (Some live sermon material for today)
#911call: The caller advises that someone stole their trash.
#911call: Third 911 call I have heard today about Christmas decorations “cut” “slashed” or stolen
#911call: Caller advises that a black Accord hit her vehicle, its bumper fell off at Phila and Newberry, kept going….
#911call: The caller advises that he found 15 nails in his driveway. We believe he is having a neighbor problem.
#911call: For a shirtless male doing yoga looking at a Rutters – Police: We are aware of that, that’s what he does
#911call: For a 2012 Prius found at a local car lot with no wheels and dealer stickers still in the window.
#911call: For a sofa taking up one lane of Route 30 near…. another call says it’s a chair near the Hellam exit
#911call:…. now it appears an SUV has struck the sofa.
#911call: Police: “It appears her cell phone is moving so she appears to be ok…”
#911call: The caller wants to report a trespassing, theft of their cat and says they live next to Chang Chows
#911call: The caller is calling to report her iPod stolen in Oct, she is now tracking it on her iPhone and has an address.
#911call: The caller has run from the house saying she feels irradiated and the house smells perfumy
#911call: For a black shetland pony stolen over night
#911call: for an erratic driver going slow….Police in pursuit at 10 mph, driver won’t pull over…
#911call: …was a diabetic issue
#911call: 911 to police: The caller has multiple personalities and calls 911 on herself
#911call: The caller advises that a car tried to kill her Halloween night and it’s been going on for 26 years.
#911call: The caller advises that his neighbors are coming into his house and stealing his food
#911call: Police: “The victim of the robbery is following the suspect”
#911call: Caller advises that his neighbor drives “a race car” in the street every Sunday. #sundaydrivers
#911call: For disorderly subject in the breakfast area of the Days Inn. She refuses to give her room number, they believe not staying there
#911call: Caller advises that subject just tried to break into his car, ran away, subject is parked next to him, keys in vehicle, open beer
#911call: For a reckless driver, “swerving all over the road”…. that eventually turned into the parking lot of the Mennonite school.
#911call: The caller, driving an F250 advises that a 10 year old on a bicycle stopped him in a parking lot and threatened to beat him up.
#911call: caller advises that an electric drum set left in his driveway
#911call: Police: “The subject has his face covered like Kenny from South Park”
#911call: A caller has called in the Capital Meats truck. Would you buy random meat from a truck?
#911call: The caller advises that her brother took her i Pad. Police: How old are these people? 911: DOB is 1979
#911call: for a male subject wearing a tutu with his backside hanging out. He said he was going to a Halloween party. Called wants checked.
#911call: The caller advises that a German Shepherd and a Chihuahua have teamed up to attack her dog.
#911call: Caller says that he can tell from cameras in his house that his daughter’s boyfriend is in the house now and he wants him removed.
#911call: The caller advises that the driver drove off with part of the gas pump still in their car. The driver came back.
#911call: The caller advised that the subject is stealing water from her outside spigot. When confronted yelled and threw change at her.
#911call: Police: The driver took off and is running, we have his name and address, not sure why he is running… #guiltyofsomething
#911call: For a tall van stuck due to low clearance in the parking garage. Caller advises that she can’t back up ppl are behind her.
#911call: The caller advises that someone vandalized their deer statue last night
#911call: The caller advises that the neighbor is playing keraoke and they want them to stop
#911call: The caller advises that their car was stolen, again
#911call: Caller advises that “the couple is fornicating in an SUV behind a church”
#911call: or rather a voodoo priestess…
#911call: The caller advised that a voodoo princess is casting spells on her at her apartment complex
#911call: For a white male with a superman shirt near the grandstand (think it’s a lost child)
#911call: For several females fighting, one with leopard print pants on.
#911call: The caller hears someone walking around in the attic…and the attic door is locked
#911call: The caller advises they were cleaning out a shed and found a pair of handcuffs
#911call: For a cow holding up traffic… “people are having a hard time getting around him”
#911call: For a horned owl stuck in a soccer net
#911call: The caller advises they found a baby bald eagle
#911call: Caller advises that the neighbor threw food all over her Saturn and it’s an ongoing problem.
#911call: The caller advises that his ex-wife egged his deck and vehicle over night.
#911call: Police: I have a car stopped for a large amount of smoke coming from it 911: want us to contact FD? Police: No it’s from tailpipe
#911call: The caller advises that the person “who did his taxes is being mean to him”
#911call: Caller advises his roommate took his cell phone charger…. just called back and said he found the charger.
#911call: The caller advises that the driver of a white Jeep got out banged on her window and told her she can’t drive.
#911call: Caller at funeral home advises that it was a heart attack, needs coroner to confirm. (Didn’t know u could avoid costs nd just die)
#911call: The caller advises that she found a “deceased rabbit by unnatural means” and would like to file a report, she said other incidents
#911call: Caller advises that she has a 2-3 foot long ball python snake in custody.
#911call: For a truck window broken with potatoes and a house egged
#911call: for a Volvo XC making so much smoke is obscuring vision for other drivers #batmobile? Hint: when oil, coolant runs out, car stops
#911call: The caller says he found “a snake pit” in his garden
#911call: For five subjects in a gray Mercedes blocking the road and stealing rocks
#911call: The caller advises he would like anyone (police) to handle call besides you (officer). Officer: I’ll handle that call.
#911call: The caller advises that her neighbor walked up her drive, hit her leg on mower, fell down and said she was hurt
#911call: For a female at Walmart with her purse stuffed with clothing. (First thing heard on scanner as my week begins)
#911call: The caller advises that his neighbor’s four goats are in his yard.
#911call: The caller was advised by operator of striking vehicle that Pa is a “no fault” state and then they drove off.
#911call: The caller advises that a car with Md plates stole vegetables from her stand at the end of her drive #honorsystemfail
#911call: caller advises someone from her church is trying to break into her house
#911call: For smoke coming from a bathroom drain. (Don’t think I have ever heard such a call)
#911call: The caller advises that he found a human femur and wants to see an officer.
#911call: The caller advises that containers of “tea and Maxwell House coffee was stolen from her cupboard”
#911call: Description: The bald subject left with a fanny pack saying “Old dudes rule” and is possibly wanted for something else.
#911call: Caller advises she has found damage, a flat tire 2 her car; police on scene discover no damage and tire ridden flat for some time
#911call: The caller advises that his neighbor tried to break through the wall. He lives in a townhouse.
#911call: The caller advises that every Sunday his house gets shot with one shot.
#911call: The subject advises that a 35 yr old male walked into his house and locked himself in the bathroom. He doesn’t know the person.
#911call: ….Alleged stolen bbq grill being confiscated #partyover Subjects claim they paid, store clerk can’t replay video till tomro
#911call: Police looking for retail theft subject who stole igloo cooler and portable bbq, now having picnic at Cordorus park #july4
#911call: The caller advises that they are burying a rabid fox and they haven’t taken the head off for testing.
#911call: The caller advises that they are burying a rabid fox and they haven’t taken the head off for testing.
#911call: The caller says he received a call from Sgt. Xxx abt an underage party at his home. He is out of town, daughter home. #trouble!
#911call: The caller advises that her neighbor trimmed his trees and left leaf clipings on here lawn.
#911call: Asking police assistance: The caller advises that “her aunt is in the crack house and she would like her to come out”
#911call: The caller advises that the subject pulled up in a rental van and called her fat, drove off.
#911call: the caller advises that there is a 3 foot poisonous snake on the shelf in his closet
#911call: Police: The caller was trying to call India, which contains the numbers “911″. In service
#911call: The caller advises that the subject is shooting fireworks from their window.
#911call: The caller advises that he is being harassed by his girlfriend’s parents. (Be interesting to hear the parental side of things)
#911call: Caller advises the neighbor’s dog is coming in their yard and they have a no contact order.
#911call: Hint: When calling 911 and you want to get something done in neighborhood don’t say, if not” I’m going to start shooting”
#911call: For a white male, white shirt, white shorts – appears intoxicated while pushing a scooter limping
#911call: Caller advises that her iPhone was stolen. She is tracking it now in the area of Belvidere
#911call: alleged wedding ring stealing grandson detained…. police talking to grandma
#911call: Update… grandmother in persuit on Carlisle Road to White Street…. (Kid needs appreciation for family history)
#911call: Grandson stole watch and wedding rings and is heading to the pawn shop on foot.
#911call: Police are closing in on “a game of dice” played on the street. Guess this is illegal gambling?
#911call: The caller advises that she is beating him up and tearing up the house because he accidently stepped on her puppy
911call: For a stolen iPod in the dentist office. Both victim and former owner are “receiving treatment”
911call: The caller advises that “something funky” is going on in the Giant parking lot. No further details.
911call: The caller advises her child’s father is outside punching her cars and is now running away. He is supposed to go to jail today.
#911call: The caller advises that the subject tried to shoplift 3 air conditioners from wal-mart. He left them when confronted.
#911call: The caller advises that she lent her car to her daughter and now there are two males driving it around selling drugs.
#911call: Police: “No there weren’t any shots fired. It was alot of happy people celebrating Father’s Day.”
#911call: “According to the thread on facebook…” (That is a very public suicide note)
#911call: For an 8 yr old child walking around with a boa constrictor around the neck. Caller is concerned
#911call: For a VW GTI (or possibly a wagon) driving erratically with the smell of marijuana and a plant in the back seat
#911call: Caller advises that she has had a car in her garage for 10 years and would like to verify the vin
#911call: The caller advises his niece is taking his deceased wife’s belongings. (People: In death, work it out, we only have the living)
#911call: The caller advises his ex-wife threw a cup at him.
#911call: ….. Police responding to cat incident: “The cat is fine, a Chinese restaurant is about a block away”.
#911call:…. call cancelled by caller, individual who released cat is actually trying to catch cat. Police: “now i am going to respond”
#911call: …Caller concerned that cat has been released at busy intersection Nd not rescuing it wants u to respond Police: “I’m speechless”
#911call: Caller advises he saw a person let a cat out of a trap. Police: “And the crime?… sounds like a good thing to do.” #freethecats
911call: The caller advises that someone stole their trash cans and recycling bin. (Everything you need to start a new home)
#911call: Caller says kids throwing cherries at her car, breaking up bus stop, r very disrespectful kids, has a video of cherry throwing.
#911call: Police comment on suspicious package: It appears a civilian walked by and shook it really hard and nothing happened.
#911call: Police comment on suspicious package: It appears a civilian walked by and shook it really hard and nothing happened.
#911call: Caller advises that the individual she buys drugs from borrowed her car and keeps driving past house. Believes he is transporting
#911call: Caller advises that they got their driveway sealcoated last week and it all “went away”
#911call: Caller advises a package was delivered to the wrong address. Police: I’m not sure how this is a police issue.
#911call: The pool manager says the individual came in gym shorts (not allowed) and manager was flipped off when they were told to leave
#911: The caller advises that there were alot of bullets flying in front of his house last night and this morning his car has holes in it.
#911call: Caller advises there is a possum in their engine.
#911call: The caller (adult) advises that two females are going to beat her up over an ice cream truck and shoot her house up.
#911call: A stolen motorcycle belonging to an incarcerated bf and a Mongoose bicycle stolen from porch, thief threatens to shoot
#911call: The caller advises that she is putting up laundry, her neighbor, Barbara is throwing things at clothes knocking off clothes line.
#911call: The caller advises that he won’t check on the male “because he is naked, moaning and can hear him banging against the wall”
#911call: The caller advises that she has been told that she is being stalked and “has found I love you notes” on her door.
#911call: The caller advises that she received a bill from Verizon and she is not a Verizon customer.
#911call: A search for a barefoot drunk man. Police: “He must be a drunk Ninja because I can’t find him”
#911call: Medical: For a female who took 400 ibuprofin. (Yikes, how can you even swallow that many pills)
#911call: Mother says she sees her 14yr old on street been missing a month. Police: “Tell the mother to get in her car and collect her son.”
#911call: Caller advises subject pulled gun on him so he called landlord. Police: Landlord? 911: And Landlord is responding.
#911call: For kids upsetting Porta Potties at Weigelstown Elementary.
#911call: Caller advises that both women have PFA’s against each other, she entered the house, took the TV and made knife holes in a painting
#911call: Caller advised there are four people there with Washington Gas shirts on saying they are from Met-ed
#911call: The caller advises that there is a preacher preaching and harassing him and he wants to make a report.
#911call: For a woman who took a car from a dealer without paying
#911call: For a male “wearing strange clothes” screaming from the lobby
#911call: For a landlord who broke in, broke the sink, took the stove and shut off hot water…. Guessing there is more to that.
#911call: So far the only interesting scanner news/noise today is a 50yr old male falling thru glass door @yorkdispatch Maybe they can verify
#911call: For eight goats in the roadway
#911call: For a reckless driver, who just got out of jail, going to see his baby born 15 min ago
#911call: For a white female named Barbie selling drugs
#911call: For lighting off a smoke bomb and unloading silly string in a restroom
#911call: For a suicide attempt with a butter knife.
#911call: The caller advises that she found throwing stars in her yard
#911call: Officer: “The incident is the result of a facebook breakup”
#911call: The caller advises that he has found a greenish, yellow liquid in bottles labelled lemon-lime in a common area of his development.
#911call: Caller advises that there is a strange type of bird at the end of his driveway that looks like an exotic animal
#911call: The caller advises that he got a letter saying he was going to die in 7 days…a few days ago
#911call: Subject advises that they are stuck in a tree, but that their uncle is getting a ladder and getting them out of the tree.
#911call: The caller advises that her ex stole her mother’s scooter and is now operating it intoxicated.
#911call: The caller advises that his a/c unit was stolen, returned today, but smashed up and broken #driveitlikeyoustoleit!
#911call: The caller advises that he is pulling down his pants and it’s an ongoing problem.
#911call: The caller advises that she wants her door kicked in “ninja style”
#911call: Caller advises that the C02 detector keeps going off and it makes her dog want to go outside.
#911call: Caller advises someone came to there door wanting to see their utility bills, wearing florescent traffic vests.
#911call: The owner of the White Dove is reporting black ooze bubbling from a manhole
#911call: A woman says a man came to her door asking her if she recycles and that people were supposed to leave candy at the mailbox. (10 p.m.)
#911call: Police advise York County control that they have found an iPod with a SpongeBob case on it if anyone is missing one.
#911call: For a cat stuck in tree outside Living Word church. Police: “not responding, they are adept at getting down”
#911call: for a mother locked in the bedroom by children, without the key and yelling out the window to a neighbor to get help.
#911call: Caller advises that the neighbor from one apartment stole the birthday card from the kid of another apartment.
#911call: The caller wants to report a missing goat. “She was babysitting the goat” and it broke away from it’s collar.
#911call: The caller advises that she loaned her license plate to someone, who loaned it to someone else and now she is getting fines.
#911call: The subject advises the individual who was involved in accident took off saying he would be late for school and would fail class.
#911call: The subject ordered shoes and received an empty shoe box.
#911call: The caller advises that his exwife broke into his house and stole diapers and wipes.
#911call: Caller advises that she found three goats walking around the road and contained them in her shed. (Points for corralling 3 goats)
#911call: Mother advises that her son bought marijuana inside the store, they sell it from a black bag.
#911call: Called advises his Suzuki Forenza is gone, maybe a repo. Police confirm: repo. The repo man doesn’t take the day off for Easter.
#911call: Caller advises that he has head about 100 shots fired south of his house in the past 20 minutes.
#911call: Police stop a vehicle going the opposite direction in a traffic circle.
#911call: Caller panics says alarm went off on stove & people should evacuate for a gas leak… other person in residence, “it’s the timer”
#911call: Caller advises that the driver has his hands between his legs and a case of beer on the back seat.
#911call: Parent call in: For a black Lexus passing school bus & a man watching daughter arrive at High School.
#911call: the caller advises she found a skuill and spine along the road.
#911call: Caller advises that a dog peeed on her head. Police: “on her leg?” 911: “No the dog was on the porch above her”
#911call: Caller advises a neighbor is touching cars and pointed a finger at him.
#911call: Caller wants to advise an officer about a person who texts and drives #busted!
#911call: Caller advises a person is trying to get out of the attic. Police: “are they sure it is a human in the attic?” 911: “yes”
#911call: The caller advises part of her vehicle may be laying in road and if you see it she would like it.
#911call: This hour: For a Nova revving engine, spinning gravel; neighbors in the trailer riding around in dune buggy making noise #spring
#911call: For a man wearing slippers walking around the Giant parking lot with a dolly (I am assuming a hand truck?)
#911call: The caller wants an officer to respond while she picks up her wedding dress she has been having a dispute over.
#911call: The subject advises she was carjacked by a man named Josh, she drove them to Denny’s and they got out.
#911call: Caller advises she tried to wash out her granddaughter’s mouth w Dawn for language. 911: “There are no weapons other than the Dawn
#911call: For a victim with a knife in the neck. – yikes! (later determined to be a suicide)
#911call: Caller advises loud music is “shaking the whole apartment complex”
#911call: Caller advises that his neighbor “is letting his dog use the bathroom in his yard” Also happened a few months ago
#911call: After caller advises police about man with gun – and no gun found. Police: “She (caller) seems to attract drama wherever she goes”
#911call: Caller advises a white Prius break checking them and littering #notgreen
#911call: Caller advises that his ex-girlfriend is selling his possessions.
#911call: For a man with a gas can walking though a cemetery, when confronted dropped gas can and hid behind a headstone.
#911call: Four new witnesses called in for vehicles driving round shooting, east end. Could be same description of vehicles as earlier event
#911call: The caller advises an older male started cursing at her grandson for dropping his ice cream sandwich on the sidewalk.
#911call: the caller advises the individual is knocking on doors asking people if they need services for the deaf.
#911call; For a student, age 25, who had a bottle roll out of his bag in class, is intoxicated, and now sitting in his car.
#911call: Police: The person w information wants to walk to police station rather than ride in a police car so they don’t look like a snitch
#911call: Caller wants you to be aware of a woman driver than gave him the finger. Does not want you to respond #call911tofeelbetter
#911call: For a dead turkey on the median on Rt 30 at North Hills Road
#911call: Caller advises that over night her neighbor threw her deer feeder into her yard and took her camera.
#911call: Update: Male last seen running down alley and female turning on to Hartley.
#911call: for a female with a child in back intentionally trying to run over a male subject
#911call: A mother reports that her (separated) husband’s car seat for their child is too small and illegal. She wants an officer to respond
#911call: For two horses in the street, now eating grass on a lawn. #betterthanalawnmower
#911call: Caller advises that the buyer of their vehicle shorted them $1000 and drove away with the tags on it.
#911call: Caller advises driver is drinking a beer & cocked handgun before tucking back under seat. Caller believes might be suspicious.
#911call: For 20 females attacking a female in the grass near Edgar Fahs Smith middle school
#911call: “The subject is violent and not alert”
#911call: Caller advises that a subject on roller skates cursed him out and left in an unknown direction
#911call: Caller advises that a group of youths, including his son, are throwing rocks at his car.
#911call: Caller woke up & found 14yr old daughter missing, believes she is with ex on his custody weekend.
#911call: For a bat flying around the cafeteria of William Penn HS Police: I will respond, but don’t have equipment to deal with that”
#911call: Caller advises that he has sole possession of garage (divorce) and there is another man in there #sacredplaces
#911call: Caller advises sees an erratic driver Police: Is this the same caller that saw erratic d earlier? 911: Yes Police: he’s a regular
#911call: For three vehicles parked in a row with the subjects dumpster diving (sounds like summer at the pond, only not)
#911call: For a man leaning out window w vacuum cleaner saying he wants to clean outside & cut down trees. (maybe I didn’t hear than right)
#911call: The caller advises one party has his machete out, both parties have been drinking.
#911call: (2) It appears the car might have been stolen from the pickup truck driver
#911call: The caller advises that a pickup is chasing him Police: Tell him to pull over Caller: he rams me when I stop
#911call: The caller advises that when when her child was dropped off, the father had a gun on the dashboard.
#911call: Caller advises there is man standing by her house, says no trespassing, he’s drug dealer; she will push him if he doesn’t go away
#911call: Caller advises they stomping upstairs, if Pol don’t respond, take law into her own hands.(Excellent way to get police to respond)
#911call: The caller advises that the toy airplane he bought at the electronics show doesn’t work and the seller won’t give him money back
#911call: The caller advises that the church music is just too loud.
#911call: The caller advises that they have viruses on their computer
#911call: The caller wants to report a subject leaning on his car.
#911call: for a driver that backed into another vehicle while asleep at the wheel #sleepdriving
#911call: The mother advises that her daughter witnessed a “nude exposure” by a 12 yr old boy on the school bus.
#911call: “For an angry, growling beagle”, also women w 18 stray cats says they are “destroying her house and will give her a heart attack”
#911call: Caller advises that he has found a golden bullet
#911call: For a child struck by a deer
#911call: “The child has some explicit comments for the officer arriving” (Um, look out child)
#911call: Caller advises that he found a freezer bag in the street with hair, flesh and brain in it and put it in the back of his pickup
911call: For a stolen cherry tree. A neighbor thought it odd that a truck pulled up over night and cut it down.
911call: Caller advises that a diaper bag was found on his daughter’s car
911call: for a mirror kicked off a car by an ex-girlfriend
911call: Caller advises someone broke in overnight and stole their radiators
911call: For a male stuffing potato chips into a hole in a porch. The caller suspects there might be an animal in there.
911call: For a 20 yr old overdosing on Listerine (Is it possible to drink this? and not vomit)
911call: Police: “It looks like someone popped someone in the backside” I believe this is code for a rear end accident.
911call: The caller advises that he found a wallet with four different social security cards in it.
911call: For a mother and daughter “smoking weed” while driving though a parking lot
911call: caller wants to “snitch” on a couple who is not supposed to be living together, now living together again.
911call: A call from a York resident (in Florida) who needs help (in Florida) #whenphoneconfusionfails
911call: for a trampoline vandalized with a knife.
911call: The caller advises that he was walking around with a baseball bat and hammer saying you better watch out”
911call: The caller advises he has an egg in his mailbox
911call: For a suspicious Christmas card with a hanover borough return address
911call: Caller advises that a Pomeranian is blocking entrance to her apartment
911call: For “boys” on a porch with semi-automatic weapons
911call: Caller wouldn’t advise 911 of native language so they cnt advise a language line, bt something abt $. How r they communicating? ‘
911call: For a blue Dodge Durango flying down the street. (Maybe low altitude air transport is an option on the Dodge)
911call: For a man hitting stop signs with a butcher knife
911call: For a subject wearing nothing below who then took his shirt off and wrapped it around below
911call: Police: “We can do it the nice way or we can do it the 302 way” (And you don’t want the 302 way)
911call: The caller advises that they bought an I pad from Target and there is only newspaper stuffed in box #badgifts
911call: Caller says he wants to drop cookies off for police
911call: For a lost dog that returned today #christmasgift
911call: For a car with no headlights and a loud muffler. (Christine is back!)
911call: Caller advises that the driver ran a red light and was sleeping at the same time
911call: For a tv and items stolen, possibly by a sister, from a trailer brother is tearing down #complicated
911call: The caller advises that the neighbor set off fireworks, blew a hole in the ground and got mud all over her trailer
911call: For a brown bag with computer parts around it lying in road since 3am (could be some late night troubleshooting?)
911call: For subjects tearing down security cameras and throwing in garbage, yesterday they were pretending to shop.
911call: The caller believes her mechanic is rolling back her odometer (A helpful mechanic? less maintenance, more value at sale)
911call: Police: “The car is a smurf blue and the registration is…”
911call: For two deer taken from a Christmas display, no suspects
911call: for a white Jetta with so much white smoke pouring out the caller (driving) can’t see 2 inches in front of them.
911call: for a lost dog with no description, just older dog with no teeth.
911call: Officer says Columbia gas put too much mercaptan (scent agent) in gas so people are smelling it more.
911call: For a garbage can buzzing and vibrating.
911call: for a subject giving the middle finger to security (among other things) at Walmart
RT @amygulli 911 call: For a schizoprenic manic-depressive who says demons are coming out of the food and chasing her. #badthanksgiving
911call: Caller advises that he had a wedding ring send to the wrong address (neighbor) via UPS and they won’t return it.
911call: The mother states that she hasn’t seen her 15 year old since Nov 15 (week ago) and believes he might have run away.
911call: Police: Verifying, that the only thing she knows about her car is that its old and faded blue?
911call: Caller advises that there is a letter in their mailbox that wasn’t delivery by the postal service.
911call: MT @WGAL Angry iPho n User Calls 911: http://bit.ly/tW3BMP
911call: And now a 15 year old who won’t go to school. Parents and children, 911 isn’t a motivational tool for education or lack of.
911call:Police: “Sounds like the boy cried wolf again”911: “The mother called back in & said she just wants him 2 get dressed & go 2 school”
911call: The subject advises that his engine light is on, he is at the dealer, and they won’t fix it.
911call: add to that, he states he has a warranty
911call: Officer to county control on armed? robbery “he took a 42″ television, I don’t see him getting too far”
911call: Caller advises that subject has more than one newspaper… upon confronting, caller advises that subject has paid for both
911call: The caller advises that “a white SUV called him over and showed him his penis”
911call: A subject wearing pants over green hospital gown & PICC line hanging out of his arm left York Hosp. Police looking to return him.
911call: Officer says: The tire is shredded, it was an elderly driver unaware that the tire was flat.
911call: Officer: “I’m just trying to get out of the Walmart parking lot….it’s like a black hole”
911call: For a BMW making a left hand turn with the person sleeping at the wheel.
911call: For a car that drove away with the gas nozzle hanging out of car. (I wonder if it pulls alot when it breaks off the pump)
911call: Subject says he is coming to kill her bc she doesn’t believe in God -driving either a car with missing bumper or a yellow scooter
911call: for a person passed out on a lawnmower in motion, possibly intoxicated
911call: Two discriptions of victim – an elderly male and a 23yr old female. Interestingly how interpretation of reality can vary.
911call: The subject says thay aren’t concerned about stealing copper pipes and meter from house because its going into foreclosure
911call: Driver says car won’t start when he breaths into device. Officer: I don’t think that’s what we are here for.
911call: “for a rolling domestic on a motorcycle”
911call: Officer says “It’s an ongoing issue, with a touch of 96″
911call: For a rooster tied up in a driveway by one leg with an electrical cord
911call: For kids playing “destructive basketball”, smashing fences #steamrollerkids
911call: For a man named Jose with a blue Oldsmobile in her house and she doesn’t know why. (Opening of sci-f flick?)
911call: For a 15 lb black cat in custody. (Always weigh stray before calling)
911call: For a cat named Sebastian with a yellow collar that is running around scratching and biting children. (And what r children doing?)
911call: For 12 year old running a “steam roller” at a construction site
911call: Caller advises someone drew explicatives in chalk on the sidewalk. #hoseand10mincansavetaxpayermoney
911call: For lost or stolen hand gun. Caller advises he might have left it on the roof of his car.
911call: For a dog missing since Feb found at a nearby house.
911call: For a 16 year old who won’t clean her room. She wants you to come out and make her listen.
911call: A 15 year old on the run who stole Pop-Tarts and an Air horn from WalMart after cutting his ankle bracelet and stealing moms car
911call: For a black Angus standing on the rail trail – It’s like Yellowstone! only not Buffalo
911call: For an individual who stole NyQuil from store, drank it, rolled his wheelchair into the parking lot and fell over.
911call: Dispatcher to police: Should I make a report about the dog harassing the squirrel? (Bet the squirrel thinks so!)
911call: The caller says “the individual stopped, turned around and shook his rear end at her.” #yorkmatingritual
911call: The caller advises that he is waling around the apartment complex completely intoxicated and completely naked
911call: The caller advises that she is going to take her child away if her mother doesn’t give back her heroin
911caller: Caller advises that subjects on bicycles gave him the finger and mooned him. Last seen on Sinking Springs Lane #emigsvilleyouth
911call: For a “divorced wife acting psycho”… “trying to run the father down with a car”
911call: Subject says he stopped to help and the person beat him up and took his truck.
911call: The caller advises that they have a raccoon in their fireplace.
911 call: Caller advises that his car was sold by gf (forged name) while he was incarcerated, car now destroyed and gf dead
911call: The caller advises that the subject raised a cane at her but did not hit her.
911 call: The caller who advised his car keys were stolen, found them under the seat. #woops
911call: Police: The call for a body in a dumpster appears to be a mannikin.
911call: for a chicken running loose in a parking lot. Police: OOOk
911call: Description of the subject that shot at him earlier in the day…. has a cataract in one eye
911call: Caller advises that a Suzuki motorcycle opened her door & closed it while she was driving. (Alien robot disguised as a motorcycle?)
911call: The subject advises that the music is so loud it’s shaking her TV off the stand.
911call: The caller advises her land line phone is being splugged? and snuffed. Police ask for clarification.
911call: Lost dog report. “Black dog, floppy ears, looks like a coon hound” (What does a coon hound look like?)
911call: Police report 2 11th hole: Caller advises that another golfer was angry about a missing cart and threw his golf clubs in the creek.
911call: The female advises that a white male without any teeth named Gummy is harassing her.
911call: Police: “Grandma says he’s been out stealing all night, asleep now, please do something with him” #workingthenightshift
911call: Caller advises that “someone who looks like a foreigner” is looking at his truck.
911call: The caller advises that his girlfriend’s husband followed him home and took a pipe to his vehicle. #wakeupcall
911call: Neighbor #1 flashing lights at me, ongoing problem. #1 also calls 911 saying neighbor #2 says he is “going to take him down” #war
911call: The caller “wants his daughter-in-law gone”
911call: Caller says the woman jumped out of a car, fighting for her parking space and started punching her car. #hanovershopping
911call: For female yelling, i’m going to pop someones eye out, telling people they r going 2 be in the ground & is carrying a trash can
911call: 911: Do they need EMS? Caller says they are passed out on the table. Police: No, they are just severely intoxicated #sundaynoon
911call: Caller advises that she bit her boyfriend then he broke her pajamas.
911call: Police reaction to call: He starts his car up and it catches fire all the time.
911call: Police chasing 6 ft male with white shirt and florescent green shorts on Poplar St. #notstealthy
911call: The subject says he wants an escort home because he is afraid of his wife
911call: Noise complaints are ramping up…including “its scaring his cats and annoying his parents” #sendinthetroops
911call: for children throwing fireworks at an adult who is tied up.
911call: Her girlfriend says that she will cut the hands off her children
911call: Caller advises that he is detoxing in the parking lot saying that little green rabbits with pitchforks are chasing him
911call: The caller advises that she is locked in self-storage
911call: The caller advises that her son has contracted an assassin to kill her
911call: Verification on 911 call: Alligator = deer (garbled trunked scanner)
911call: For an alligator spotted in a local lake
911call: Caller advises they found a Mongoose in the weeds behind their house (911 clarifies, a bicycle)
911call: Caller advises dog feces was set on fire on their porch over night
911call: He drilled through his penis and scrotum. The drill is out. via A Gulli editor
911call: The caller advises that his neighbor punched him in the face while mowing his lawn
911call: The caller advised that his neighbor makes noise and vandalizes his rain spouts.
911call: Suspicious, white subject on a black bicycle with black shorts, black shirt & black back pack. (Police report – not suspicious)
Most common 911 call today I hear seems to be for smoking marijuana. On roofs, in cars, on street, w pipes, in apartments….
911call: her boyfriend was last seen pushing a double stroller, no weapons involved. (What is double strollers were equipped with a turret?)
911call: The subject says someone stole his recycling bin and he has no suspects #greenphantom #recyclingtheft
911call: Subject says apt was broken into by fire escape, took her clothes and killed her hamster. (attack hamster?)
911call: For a subject with a green water gun in his pants and a red clown nose
911call: For subjects dropping their pants at passing cars.
911call: The employee was making sexual advances to customer and threatened to throw coffee at manager #jobopenings
911call: The subject has no shirt, blood on his chest and a busted out window #driversthatstandout
911call: for people on the street selling a fraudulent fund. #new401Ksweetdeal
911call: For a cat stuck under a gas pedal via @JamesMcClure
911call: For an 82 Jeep with flames coming out of back of vehicle. Subject says that when she shuts off vehicle flames stop.
911call: For a fight…where one party said they would hit other over the head with a cane #grayingofviolence #thekidsroffthehookthistime
911call: For a large tropical bird making noise on porch. Officer determines bird is quiet, caller is crazy – bird goes inside.
911call: The subject pulled a gun on them is driving a blue Rolls Royce
911call: The caller advises neighbor is painting his own garage but standing on his property wants removed. #friendlyneighbors
911call: The subject says that she is 20 years old and has a 14 year old daughter. #youngmothers
911call: For a cat stuck in their motor since yesterday
911call: Subject says a xxxx crawled out of her toilet is locked in bathroom and she is afraid it will crawl under door. #missedkeyword
911 call: The subject says her boyfriend poured a pitcher of beer on her head
911 call: Verbal domestic because the husband won’t turn the A/C on #savepower #hotout
911 call: Police: We are pretty sure its the (stolen) vehicle. It still has paint on the windshield #clues
911call: The caller advises that there is a cat under her car that she doesn’t want there Office replies: Okayyy
911call: The caller advises her husband is standing over her with a 45 caliber because she got water on the rug.
911 call: “It appears the person is mowing their lawn with a child” Police ask for clarification
911 call: The man tried to steal toothbrushes from Rite Aid, but they already pulled their toothbrushes (in anticipation) #toothbrushbandit
911call: I believe the “functional alcoholic” might be for a man with a shopping cart in the bike lane
911 call: says, He is a functional alcoholic and wants an officer to pull him over
911 call: Caller would like a park ranger to respond for snakes in the residence #gamecommissionhousecall?
911 call: Caller advises there is a bald man with a yellow sign that says “The world is ending”
911call: The caller advises the subject parked in front of house since 6, sleeping, with drugs visible #postapocalypticmorning
911call: The caller advises that she went out on her porch to get the morning paper and there were two TVs there
911call: For multiple kids hanging from trees breaking them at Rock Ridge Park (or family of monkeys?)
911call: The caller advises that lawn mowing service is trespassing by mowing wrong lawn – has done repeatedly #pleasetrespassatmyhouse
911call: “The caller got smart about her with weed killer. There are no weapons.”
911call: Caller advises that he overfilled his gas tank, Rutters covered it up, but he is afraid it will blow up if he starts it
911call: The subject advises that his girlfriend’s sugar daddy hit him in the face.
911call: “The subject advises that there are guns in the house, but aren’t in use at this time” (Don’t forget to shut off your guns folks)
911call: The patient says that she has had a headache for about 5 years
911call: “High risk vehicle fire” turns into “believe subject put out fire & left” Sounds like a horseless carriage, age of steam scenario
911call: The caller advises he was fishing and found alot of marijuana growing #catchoftheday Do you plant pot before Mother’s Day?
911call: Caller advises prostitution, neighbors garage. She knows this because her husband was propositioned last week, activity all day
911call/Ambulance: We couldn’t find the tip of his finger. We assume the dogs ate it. #dogfight
911call: Tense day for lawn mowing. Subject took one mower from Mr. J, said it didn’t work, was given another and now won’t give either back
911call: Caller advises that the subject filled his lawnmower with sugar water
911call: Caller advises being followed too closely on Rt 30 from Gburg & accident might result. #beingonphonehelps? #pullover!
911call: Caller advises that ex wife came to pick up the kids and ran over his foot. #happymothersday
911call: Two males stuck 15 bottles of shampoo in their pants and fled the Giant in a minivan #notskinnyjeans
911call: For a subject disrobing in the park #motbersdayspecial
911call: For a “roving domestic” This brings to mind homemade tanks and a guerrilla army.
911call: Caller advises there is a man wearing a yellow raincoat, boots with a dust pan and broom cleaning the street.
911call: The caller advises they are all fighting, wearing white t-shirts and video taping it. #filmsinyork? or #schoolisout
911call: The caller advises her aunt is off her meds and is directing traffic
911call: The subject says the smell of marijuana is coming from her air conditioner
911call: The individual came into the bank with a large knife, asked when it closed and said he would be back
911call: “The caller found out her son is using drugs and she wants the officer to put a scare in him”
911call: Caller advises that the subject shot a dog and threw it in a dumpster 911call: Update, dog not shot and barely hurt
911call: “The hospital advises that the subject checked himself out with an IV still in”
911call:”The subject wearing a black hoodie was breaking in and got scared when they saw the caller” #blackhoodiefail
911call: “Caller advises car was speeding, passed in a no passing zone and went through a stop and came out of the school” #schoolsout
911call: “The caller says that the subject is trying to return a breakfast sandwich from yesterday and is blocking the drive-through”
911call: Caller advises her car is missing or doesn’t know where it is. Police: we have the subject & he thinks he left it at Walmart
911 call: “The subject would like you to respond to an axe in the windshield” #bigtimeroadrage?
911 call: “The caller advises that they were rolling a joint and throwing things out the window”
911call: “There is a male with one black sock and one white sock banging on car windows”
911call: “I’m sending you to the missing dog in Paradise” Sounds like a heartwarming movie about conflicted youth living in a small town.
911call: via @bjennings9 Guy at Walmart may be exposing himself. They said he’s rubbing his junk up on everybody. … I’m gonna head over there now. Gonna try to get some video of the guy.”
911call: Caller advises three domestic rabbits were dumped in the woods behind his house. (And it’s not even a few weeks after Easter yet)
911call: Caller advises three domestic rabbits were dumped in the woods behind his house. (And it’s not even a few weeks after Easter yet)
911call: The caller advises that the man is exposing himself to people in a car in front of Excitement Video
911call: The caller advises that he threw her clothes into the burn pit. #ruralbreakups
911call: Caller is afraid blind man with dog will be hit. Police: He has been doing that 20 years. He will be fine.
911 call: “The subject just urinated on a home and destroyed a for sale sign” Be a bad time for a showing
911call: “The subjects attempted to steal a motorized wheelchair”…. police describe as “our problem children” – police giving chase
911call: The caller advises her dogs head is stuck in a container and the vet wont help
911 call: The subject says the suspect is carrying a backpack and looks like Justin Bieber
911 call: “The caller advises her husband is destroying her plants with a backhoe”
911call: Landlord says tenant sold radiators for scrap before leaving apartment
911call: for a stolen school van…someone says he was cute (description of thief?)
RT@BradJennings9 Dispatcher: Subject advises an ostrich on Route 74, walking on the side of the road. Officer: An ostrich, eh? I’ll bet any money it’s an emu.
RT@BradJennins9 Dispatcher: Subject advises suspects pulled up in a car and aimed a gun at him. Suspect advised “Click, click.”
911call: Woman says she is standing outside of store with charger she says store won’t take in return. #peoplewastingemergencyservices
RT @YDRChrisOtto Overheard on the scanner: “Man who is allergic to shellfish was given a crabmeat omelette, unbeknownst to him.” #yikes
911call: a wife, a girlfriend, and someone is locked in one of the cars and won’t come out #steerclearofthis
911call: The subject advises that he is torturing her with electricity and its making her warm
911call: He threatened to cut her arms off with a knife and subject says he is always around children #notgoodbabysittingcandidate
911call: subject no longer wants stray dog he took in 3 mo ago and says he will release into street when he goes to work #expectsdogofficer
911call: “for two females driving around the parking garage and can’t get out”
911call: “He advises that his mother found a snake in the kitchen”
911 call: “for possibly intoxicated driver who was driving wrong way on Duke St then made a U-turn in front of Strand” #orreallybaddriver
911 call: “the complainant advises that there is a really big animal in her window and she thinks it’s a rat”
911call “they advise that the deer jumped into the window of their vehicle and jumped back out”
911call: “the complainant said that the truck driver cut her off and flipped her off”
911call: “the victims says that he is trying to sleep and his wife keeps bothering him…no weapons at this time”
911call: “the vehicle drove into the baseball diamond and is now stuck” #springtraining
911call: “The caller advises that there is a family living under the bridge in a tent”
911call: “The subject who is making threats to him is in his 20′s and has a cartoon character on his shirt”
911 call: “The individual says that he has $120,000,000 and he has given away $3,000 over the past few months.”
911call: “Wife wanted u 2 know that her husband was just cleaning his gun and it went off in case a neighbor calls..i hear children…”
911 call: complainant says someone broke into her apartment and stole her cat
911call: “xxxxxxxx advises that her neighbor is playing chicken on her porch”
911 call: For a gun hiding in a hat in the back of a yard
911call: Police: the driver is a double amputee and the accident happened when his prosthetics fell off
911call: 911 to PD, “his license shows it expired in 1982″
911call: “the caller advises that the subject is standing in front of her house with a taser without any batteries in it”
911call: “caller says her neighbor keeps driving over her bushes”
911call: In York County, a 1 vehicle accident can become 2 when the engine of the first vehicle kicks the second vehicle while running away.
911call: “The deer trapped in the Wal-Mart garden center escaped while on the phone”
911call: police called for intoxicated driver moving 10 mph under speed limit. Police find: driver learning 2 drive. #suprised1stdaydriver
911call: “The caller advises that two racoons are chasing her car and she is staying in it until you get there”
911 call: “She wants him to go, because he is in her business”
911call: Caller is concerned that woman has left child unattended in car while “shopping in Cupids Connextion”
911call: police were just called for “a couple fornicating” #thingsidontwanttoseeinyorkoutside
911call: “The caller advises that the subject just defecated in her flower bed”
911call: “The caller is concerned because he is driving with his eyes barely open and has a convertible top”
911call: “caller advises that subject came into pay a fine, was intoxicated, and got back into car and fell asleep, car is still idling”
911call: “A man with a red cap and a cane is knocking on doors”… The opening scene of a British film ?
911call: “he wasn’t sure whether his wife was breathing or not, but said her nose was cold”
911call: “…and she says that he has a history of hiding in the trunk of that vehicle”
911call: “The complainant says the individual is rubbing all over his car”
911call: “The subject left in a Scion box looking car”.
911call: “caller advises he is writing harassing words in the snow”
911 call “subjects saw five people in a car with bags over their heads”
911call: Police: “A good samaritan helped this girl off the (icy) hill before I could get there” Bad road conditions bring out good in ppl
911call: “they can’t tell if she is ill or not because she is on meds”
911call: “The subject advises her husband put nails in her tire”
911call: “Caller advises that they are all of high school age, all have hoodies and look suspicious” #sometimesahoodieisjustahoodie
911call: “The subject says they r only allowed 2 shoot 3 rounds a time & they are shooting the place up with AK-47s. he doesn’t feel safe”
911call “subject said the girls are playing with their Barbie dolls in the rain gutter outside a third floor window…”
911call: “witness describes his mother in law as cold but not stiff and he doesn’t want to do CPR”
911call: “subject advises that he has been drinking alcohol for a week and is shaky”
911call: “the accident involves a small, little sedan” #newclassofauto
911 call: “the subject says his son brought home brass knuckles from school”
911 call: “he incident appears to be a domestic situation and pieces of the vehicles are all that’s left”
911call: “he advises that he escaped the car and is heading toward the grave yard”
911 call: “the subject wants the fire department to respond because there are no switch covers in the house”
911call: “caller advises 100 fence posts were taken” – maybe it’s the same person who stole the 10 foot oak tree from Springettsbury Avenue
911 call: caller advises.. “The deer is dead but is still moving”
911call: “a female with brown pants and purple boots is walking up to cars”
911 call: “the subject advises that their son pulled into the driveway last night and hit the telephone pole” sounds a like fun night for all
911 call: police to subject who wont come out, “ask him if he is willing to return scratchy” – a cat custody dispute
911call: “subject is wearing cowboy boots and lipstick, walking up and down the alley and the caller says they look suspicious”
911call: Caller advises that subject tied his horse to a pole and went into Sheetz. Horse has cart”
911call: The woman said the child was wearing an Iron Man costume and was extremely upset, so look for a crying Iron Man.”
911 call: Caller reports tractor trailer with three trumpets on top tried to bump her out of the way on rt 30. …Sounds like medieval sci-fi
911 call: Caller reports playhouse n middle of the road. Reminds me of when bomb squad blew up a FurReal pony n Fla http://bit.ly/cSpKJa
911 calls: This morning, 4 red roosters in an intersection and a domestic at the “chicken shack”… related?
911 call: “the caller found a sperm filled condom on her door knob”
911 call: A mutual aid to Balt Co. for an aircraft on 83 turns into someone saw a model plane flying & thought…
911 to official: There is a discharged into codorus creek. Official, I know. 911: this on blue & white Official: must be new
911 call: On starting a York Co Sunday, “Caller advises Chevy pickup throwing beer cans out the window”
911 call: Caller advised that her all electronic vehicle has died in the intersection & she is unable to get out of it (bad way 2 start day)
911 call: (9:41 am – delayed egg effect) Caller advises an egg was thrown at her door around 10 pm
911 call: “Two homeless people at the intersection w dog asking for money. The caller is concerned about the dog…”
911 call: vehicle traveling at high rate of speed on 30 with flames and smoke. caller isn’t sure driver is aware of it
911 call: Neighbor reports she is putting feces on notes in her mailbox
911 call: Caller advises tht someone put rattle snake in house, officer says it has something to do w people dating other ppls gfs & Facebook
911 call: Silver Honda w NY plates travelling 90 mph rt 30 heading into york county. Must be eager to vacation here
911 call: “Caller is complaining that someone did something to her Crown Vetch”
911 call: “Some time overnight complaintant saz car was started & crashed into other car, still running” #niceway2wakeup
911 call: “Subject cut off complainant in front of the Wendys and used improper gestures”
911 call: “She is a regular shoplifter, blond w spiky hair & left on a motorcycle”. Like the opening scene of a really good/bad movie
911 call: Theft of gas by Suburban for $10. That should get her 5 ft. Same vehicle stole gas yesterday same station for $25
911 call: “Subject was learning to ride a motorcycle, she jumped a curb, hit a tree” That is why ppl should do this http://www.pamsp.com/ $2!
911 call: “the subject was last seen wearing a black handcuff” note: not plural
911 call: “Intoxicated driver driving a white pickup truck with a snowmobile in back…”
911 call: four subjects, 1 in a wheelchair have bn causing ruckus n York today. This incident, “subject was patted on buttocks”
911 call: “It was a black Mustang so there should be black body parts all over the place”
911 call: “The male subject is wearing jeans, t-shirt and a mullet…”
911 call: “The driver pulled into the convenience store with a can of beer. Can of beer is still in the cup holder”
911 call: “Man on Lake Road dumping two 55 gallon drums into the waterway” My punishment: Eat all the sand at Grand Isle, LA
911 call: Caller on child driver being so short. “It appears no one is driving the car”
911 call: Caller (the librarian) reports that the students are skateboarding on the school’s roof
911 call: Police, “The subject is upset, I won’t hold it (her dog)”
911 call: The subject said he had a hand gun tucked in his pants and was approximately 12 years old wearing Heely shoes
911 call: for kids hitting a bush with a baseball bat
911 call: the male subject has a hammer chasing the female carrying a shovel
911 call: “caller says neighbor at the trailer park moved and left their dog locked in the shed” #peoplewhosuck
911 call/rush hour: “The subject locked their keys in the car in a lane of traffic.” That would be a bad commute
911 call: Cows are heading into Dillsburg borough
911 call: “call back the caller in reference to a coyote that keeps coming in the neighborhood”…. maybe a fox? suburban wildlife
911 call: To police, “caller said that her line went dead because she threw her phone out the window”
911 call: tow truck repos wrong car…tries to return and owner doesn’t want
911 call: “There is a large black bull in the roadway”
911 call: a squirrel has been stolen from a birdbath
911 call: man wearing electronic ankle bracelet shoplifting razor blades