Today's news is the ultimate. The economy has completely rebounded, everyone who wants a job has one, a house in every pot, and the clunkers have been replaced by high IQ cars..
The health care question is now all solved, and insurance rates have plummeted. A hospital stay is actually affordable. Swine flu has gone the way of "when pigs fly."
All wars, any wars have been halted, they're going to solve the issues with video games. Winner takes all. Our troops will be taken out of harms way.
The global eco-system is now under control, and green is now the favorite color of more than just Kermit the frog. The honeybees are back in perfect balance, and butterflies are free.
How do I know all these great things?
It HAS to be so!! One of this week's lead TV morning news stories was the issue of Michelle Obama wearing shorts on vacation. Pundits everywhere have taken every different stance on this hot-button issue. Water coolers only offer hot water now, as discussions around them are so heated.
Are they technically Bermuda shorts, in which case, does this solidify our relationship with England, Bermuda being English and all? Or is the hemlength shorter or longer, having a completely different significance. How much of the First Leg was visible? What does temperature have to do with anything? This is the President's wife, for goodness sake, flying and deplaning from Air Force One!
Were any First varicose veins uncovered? Secret Service suddenly needed a code name for cellulite. shsh.
Talk about your LIFE SAVORS! When this is a top story, we have truly run out of things to be concerned bout.
If only.
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