Monthly Archives: September 2005

I’ve been in Harrisburg at the Dover Panda Trial all week so I’m kind of behind the curve. I’ll try to catch up. Let’s see. First, we have Bill Bennett’s final solution. Bennett, former secretary of education and current radio … Continue reading →

Thoughts on day four of the Dover Panda Trial…

Thoughts on day three of the Dover ID trial…

Thoughts on day two of the ID trial.

Here’s what I wrote about the Dover Panda Trial for Tuesday’s paper. It includes references to prostate exams, the Civil War, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts and monkeys.

From now on, the Dover Monkey Trial will be called The Dover Panda Trial, in honor of the sacred text of “intelligent design” “Of Pandas and People.” And what the pandas did to deserve this, I don’t know. Adjust whatever … Continue reading →

Can Penn State find a way to lose to Northwestern? Just asking…

Now, I know it’s just not me…

Unfortunately, as I point out Sunday, it’s not technically about monkeys.

I say, I say, someone made off with the chickens.