A reader, Edwin Zelko, send along this joke:
As U.S. Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts testified before the Senate Judiciary Commitee today, someone asked President Bush if he had any comments on the judge's position on Roe vs. Wade.
President Bush replied that he and Judge Roberts were on the same page and they didn't care HOW people got out of New Orleans just as long as they left New Orleans.


OK, now that's funny. Hate to admit it.
So, who'd you steal that from?