Andy Rooney news.

Every now and then, a reader will send me an e-mail purported to have been written by Andy Rooney, railing about minorities and women and just spouting all sorts of nonsense.
It's not true.
And Andy doesn't like it one bit, as he says in this story.
On a personal note, I got to meet Andy Rooney at a National Society of Newspaper Columnists conference and have a few drinks with him. Nice guy. Very witty. Drinks bourbon. You can trust bourbon drinkers.