And now, ladies and gentlement, the comedic stylings of our one and only president, delivered at the exclusive Alfalfa Club in Washington, as reported in the Washington Post:
"As always, I'm delighted to be back at Alfalfa. When I was here last year, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn and my vice president had shot someone -- ah, those were the good old days.
"What with the polls and everything, the Washington Post said the other day that I was, quote, 'at the nadir of my presidency.' The press always underestimates me. I can go lower.
"Hey, let me give you an update on that satellite that was blown out of the sky last week. The Chinese didn't do it. Cheney was out hunting again."
I'm here all week! Try the veal!
Actually, glad he can laugh about it. We certainly can't.
Mike's Friday column was so important it should have been on the front page. Serving in Iraq is worse than most people imagine.
Mike's Friday column was so important it should have been on the front page. Serving in Iraq is worse than most people imagine.