The State of the Union is confused!

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In his speech, President Dubya said, "The Shia and Sunni extremists are different faces of the same totalitarian threat," he said. "Whatever slogans they chant ... they have the same wicked purpose. They want to kill Americans, kill democracy in the Middle East."

So, if the Shia win, we're screwed.

And if the Sunnis win, we're screwed.

Guess that clears that up.

And what's the deal with the Baby Einstein woman? She made a bundle making kiddie videos and she's an American hero? I don't get it.

And where was the out-of-left-field, bat-guano-crazy proposal? Where was the we're-going-to-Mars moment? Or the steroids in baseball moment? Or the human-animal hybrid moment?

Guy's losing his touch. No mission to Mars, no steroids, no monkey-man.

Anyway, Dubya's speech served, as his advisors have been saying, as a means to change the subject, to get the debate away from Iraq and move it onto domestic issues, that Dubya wants to focus on domestic policies.

We've seen what he's done in Iraq. We'd rather he not focus on domestic issues. How about he just sit quietly and not touch anything the next two years?


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