A threat to "Law & Order"

The Washington Post reported that if former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson, best known as District Attorney Arthur Branch on "Law & Order," jumps into the race for the GOP nomination for president, television stations will have to drop re-runs of the show.

Under federal law, television stations airing episodes of the show starring Thompson would have to offer equal airtime to other candidates.

Actually, should this happen, there is a way to save re-runs of "Law & Order."

Imagine Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in a remake of "The Odd Couple." Or Rudy Giuliani, John McCain and Mitt Romney in "Two and a Half Men: The Next Generation." Or John Edwards and Duncan Hunter on "Dancin' With The Stars."

Hollywood, big-shots, have your girl call my girl! Let's do lunch!