So last week, the big news was a report that said a couple of NASA astronauts were drunk before liftoff.
This week, the NASA safety chief investigating the matter says, not so much.
USA Today reported that safety chief Bryan O'Connor investigated every space shuttle flight over the last 10 years and found no evidence of heavy drinking, much less drunken astronauts blasting off.
O'Connor, the newspaper reported, "examined records and interviewed astronauts, launch-pad personnel and the crews who help astronauts into their launch suits but didn't hear any reports of alcohol abuse or violations of NASA's alcohol policy."
It'd still be the only way they'd ever get me on that thing.


They would probably get you on the shuttle if the pilot was a hot looking guy