Asleep in Peach Bottom
As you've probably heard, some security guards at the Peach Bottom Atomic Power Station were caught on video sleeping on the job.
Previously, you may recall, some control room operators at the nuclear power plant were found to be sleeping on the job, inspiration for Homer Simpson as he snoozes through his shift at the Springfield nuclear power plant.
OK, it's bad when people guarding and running a nuclear reactor are sleeping. But what is it with Peach Bottom that induces sleep? Do they put Ambien in the water?
If I were running the place, here's how I'd spin it: Peach Bottom is so well-run and efficient that its workers can sleep on the job and nothing bad happens.
At least not yet.
Hoodat · September 26, 2007 8:32 PM
Well, you're obviously asleep when you write your stupid columns.
Jay Weaver · September 29, 2007 8:17 AM
Great Spin from the Poop Stoop. How about spinning one off for me on Cesspool York and impending anarchy in the streets? Street Crime is rampant with muggings, purse snatching, knifings, shootings, robberies and rapes a daily diet of news!
farlee · October 1, 2007 12:03 AM
first of all the plants are so monotone that sometime the tone gets to you, like listening to a radio. working rotataing shifts nights one week and days the next. It sucks!!!!! oh by the way everything you hear at the nuke plant is about budget nothing else or shit falling apart because there starting to get old and out of date. when they start one of these old bitchzzz up its feaky beacusee it feels like a erathquake