President Dubya said that if the Senate doesn't confirm Michael Mukasey to be attorney general, he would leave the post empty.
Mukasey has run into opposition because he refuses to say whether waterboarding is torture. A solution to that: Waterboard Mukasey.
Anyway, no attorney general? Considering the performance of the last person in that job -- Alberto "Fredo" Gonzalez -- that would be an improvement.
Maybe they can hire Fred Thompson to play the part. He'd be the acting attorney general.
That was a good one!