This is from a story about a robbery reported in York Friday morning:

"Stephanie L. Perez, 41, told police she was at the Exxon convenience store in the 1000 block of West Market Street when two men approached laughing and demanded money as she was getting out of her car, police said.

"Fearful she was going to get hurt, Perez turned over her wallet and that of her mother just after 9 p.m.

"Perez ran into the convenience store, told the clerk she was robbed and asked to use the phone to call police. The clerk told her to go outside and use the pay phone, police said. Police arrived to find Perez on the pay phone."

You know, if that store clerk were to let her use the phone, all the people who get robbed outside the store would want to use to the phone.

Right? Right?

OK, maybe we have a nominee for Keith Olbermann's Worst Person In The World!