Monthly Archives: February 2008

You can’t make this stuff up

U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Third Stall on the Right, has actually sent out a press release that begins: “Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking intern applications for the summer term, which runs from May to August.” Yikes. Craig is … Continue reading

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John McCain: American hero.

So the New York Times is reporting that John McCain once may have had an alleged affair with a female lobbyist who’s 30 years younger than him. The story seems kind of thin and the New York Times, despite its … Continue reading

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Bill-O does it again!

On his radio show, bloviator Bill O’Reilly was discussing Michelle Obama’s recent comments, which included her assertion that “[f]or the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” OK, an unfortunate choice of words. And O’Reilly … Continue reading

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It gives a waste of time a bad name

This week, the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform held a hearing. You might have heard about it. Pitcher Roger Clemens was summoned to discuss whether his former trainer, a sleaze named Brian McNamee, had ever injected human growth … Continue reading

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Isn’t this what killed the dinosaurs?

The Pentagon announced that it will use a special missile to shoot down a 5,000-pound, bus-sized spy satellite that has careened out of orbit and will crash to earth in early March. The satellite contains about half-a-ton of very toxic … Continue reading

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Yeah, but what about those CIA tapes, Arlen.

U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., was all over the airwaves Sunday, demanding an investigation into allegations that the New England Patriot cheated by videotaping opposing teams to steal signals and such. Arlen wanted to know why the NFL destroyed the … Continue reading

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The red hoodie.

Should have seen it coming. When Patriots coach Bill Belichick came out wearing the red hoodie — instead of his ratty old gray one — you had to know that the football gods would frown.

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