You can't make this stuff up

U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Third Stall on the Right, has actually sent out a press release that begins:
"Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking intern applications for the summer term, which runs from May to August."

Yikes.

Craig is quoted in the press release as saying the internship provides "an incredible opportunity" to any college student interested in, well, whatever.

Something tells me "intern in Larry Craig's office" isn't something you'd really want on your resume.