Monthly Archives: March 2008

Hog lungs

Traffax reported this morning that Interstate 81 in Cumberland County was closed after a truck spilled hog lungs on the highway. Hog lungs? You don’t want to know. The good news, though, is, according to the Pennsylvania Code, “All cattle, … Continue reading

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Now, with video!

Here, you’ll find a video I did to accompany my Sunday column. In it, you’ll learn which York lawyer holds the record for scarfing down three hubcap-sized pancakes at the Country Cafe in Central Market. var inlinePlayerParameters = {“containerId”:”inlinePlayerContainer”,”type”:”uuids”,”mk”:”en-ap”,”f”:”PAYOK”,”affiliateName”:”YORK DAILY … Continue reading

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3,987

The big news this week has been about a governor getting his freak on with expensive hookers and a former vice presidential candidate melting down after launching a racist attack against Democratic front-runner Barack Obama. Meanwhile, this week, in Iraq, … Continue reading

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Letterman steals joke from Stan the Man

David Letterman did a Top 10 list of the excused offered by New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer in the wake of his involvement in a prostitution scandal. No. 3 was “Whether it’s a hooker or your wife, you’re always paying … Continue reading

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The Wire winds down (Spoilers)

Sunday night, “The Wire” came to a conclusion and that conclusion can best be summed up that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Bubbles had a happy ending and got clean. But Dukie takes his place. … Continue reading

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The end is near.

This Sunday, the best show to ever appear on the small screen will end. “The Wire,” created by former Baltimore Sun reporter David Simon, will finish its five-season run on HBO at 9 p.m. If you haven’t seen it, do … Continue reading

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Randy Moss would have looked in green.

The Boston Herald reported that Randy Moss came “this close” to signing with the Eagles over the weekend. Apparently, he regained his sanity and decided to stay with the New England Patriots. Cheaters always prosper.

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Super Duper Tuesday, again!

OK, it’s Super Duper Tuesday, again, and the big deal is Hillary vs. Obama. Leaving this thread open. Come on in and make predictions, make wisecracks, have a good time at the expense of others. Just try to keep it … Continue reading

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