David Letterman did a Top 10 list of the excused offered by New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer in the wake of his involvement in a prostitution scandal.

No. 3 was "Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it...you married fellows know what I'm talking about."

If you'll recall, during the prostitution scandal involving our own state Sen. Dan Delp, District Attorney Stan "The Man" Rebert joked that "we all pay for sex" and told reporters to take a look at his wife's diamond ring.

Stan The Man: Ahead of his time.

It's good to know that if this whole D.A. thing doesn't work out, Stan can get a gig writing for Letterman.