USA Today sent a reporter to Jacobus to take the pulse of the electorate, and they interviewed a retired Harley guy who said, "I'm not going to vote at all, because I don't believe in (any) of them."
The guy's name, according to the paper?
Glen Rock.
No word on whether he was hanging out with his girlfriend, Fawn Grove.
Come to think of it, as a colleague pointed out, Peach Bottom would be a good name for a porn star.
UPDATE: USA Today changed its on-live version of the story. Glen Rock, apparently, was a man named Robert Seigman. The reporter apparently mixed up his notes or something so it was an honest mistake.
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