This has craptacular written all over it. Oliver Stone, who, I read somewhere, hasn't made a decent movie since the Zapruder film, is making a bio-pic about Dubya.

The script was leaked to ABC News. It's pretty amusing and, according to ABC, contains this passage:

"(Bush) interrupts a meeting with Prince Bandar, in which he informs the Saudi ambassador about plans to invade Iraq, so that he can catch the rest of the 2002 Miami Dolphins-Baltimore Ravens playoff game. Bush is later shown choking on a pretzel and passing out during the second quarter."

It doesn't get any better than that.

Click here to read the first four pages of the script. (It's a pdf file and Adobe Acrobat is required.) Click here to read the ABC story that summarizes the script.

Josh Brolin has been cast to plat Dubya. I think Stone should have gotten Will Ferrell. Seriously. Just watch this:

Case closed.