The afternoon disc jockey on WXPN mentioned election day and said, "The eyes of the nation are upon us."
Oh God.
Usually, when the eyes of the nation cast their steely gaze upon us, we do something really bad. No need to review; you know what I'm talking about.
So, the eyes of the nation are upon us. Don't do anything stupid, OK?
The main thing I've learned about myself through this primary is that I'm hard-scrabble. Never knew that before. But apparently I must be. You too. Because every time I listen to the national media, they're talking about us hard-scrabble Pennsylvanians.
...or perhaps I misheard. Is that hardscrapple?
Well, at least keeping the eyes on PA keeps them off OH. :)