Edit the Bible -- the Conservapedia way!

Here's your chance to remove some of the liberal bias from the Bible.

See what you can to do to make this passage of Mark conform with conservative orthodoxy:

"And Jesus looked round about, and saith unto his disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God! Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, 'How unlikely it is that those who worship riches will enter the kingdom of God!'

"And the disciples were astonished at his words. But Jesus answereth again, and saith unto them, 'Children, how hard is it for them that trust in riches to enter into the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.'"

Here is how Conservapedia did it:

"Jesus looked around and said to his disciples, 'How unlikely it is that those who worship riches will enter the kingdom of God!' The disciples were astonished to hear this.

"But Jesus said again, 'Children, how hard it is for those who trust in riches to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a man who cares only for money to enter into the kingdom of God.'"

So, according to Conservapedia, rich people care only for money.

Really?

Take you own shot at editing the words of God in the comments.