Courtesy of the Lancaster Intelligencer Journal:
"Lancaster City police are investigating a burglary Monday during which 121 pairs of sneakers, valued at a whopping $15,125, were stolen from a city home.
"Descriptions of two suspects were given. One has a light complexion, shoulder-length brown hair and numerous tattoos on the biceps and forearms. The police report did not say if this suspect was a man or woman. The other suspect is a Hispanic man, age 18 to 25, with a medium build and no facial hair.
"Both might be wearing sneakers."
You think so?
The most amazing part of this is someone had 121 pairs of sneakers. Who is this person, Turtle from "Entourage"?
And the last line, you think so?
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