This story from the Associated Press describes a deadly assault with a a deadly weapon.
A banjo.
And major kudos to the writer for getting the phrase "upside the head" in his lead.
"ASPEN, Colo.--A banjo player accused of assaulting another man with his instrument will get to keep pickin' while awaiting his trial. Joseph Stancato, 33, of Denver faces second-degree assault charges after allegedly hitting another man upside the head with his banjo on New Year's Eve. Authorities said Stancato got into an argument with two men at a bus stop.
"District Judge James Boyd on Monday approved Stancato's request to be allowed on the road to tour with a band while awaiting his next court date Feb. 6.
"The banjo is considered 'a deadly weapon' under Colorado law, so Stancato could face prison time, the Aspen Daily News reported."
Yes, in the wrong hands, a banjo is definitely a deadly weapon. And if the victim had been similarly armed, it would have been dueling...oh, never mind.
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