We're having technical difficulties.

This week's What Have We Learned team recorded what was probably the best Pod cast in the history of Pod casts, which is what, about three weeks, but we've been unable to post it.

Until we figure it out -- which may take a while since the What Have We Learned team has the technological acumen of an iguana -- you'll just have to take our word for it.

So, here are the jokes we came up with:

Fifty-three orphans from Haiti were flown to the United States this week, taken to Pittsburgh.
What have we learned?
Pittsburgh? Haven't those kids suffered enough?

Harley Davidson is moving production of its trike motorcycles to York County.
What have we learned?
That was the good news. The bad news was Harley was keeping production of its training wheels in Milwaukee.

The Delaware legislature has introduced bills allowing table games.
What have we learned?
Within hours, lawmakers in Harrisburg responded with bills establishing cock fighting at Pennsylvania casinos.

A firm called "LA Gang Tours" is offering tourists a bus ride through the gang turf of Los Angeles.
What have we learned?
Not to be outdone, Disney unveiled the Crips and Bloods Pavilion at Epcot.

The Pennsylvania Superior Court reversed the District Attorney's decision that removed former Wrightsville Mayor Steve Rambler from office because he was convicted of soliciting sexually explicit photos through swinger magazines, then demanding money to keep from publicizing them.
What have we learned?
The Superior Court decision read: "The court finds that the York County District Attorney's office had no jurisdiction in this matter. Now can I please have back the picture of me with the goat?"

Donald Jeffery Roberts Jr. was arrested in Spring Garden Township after police said he was racing another car with his pregnant girlfriend and a toddler in the car, which was uninspected.
What have we learned?
At least, Roberts said later, they didn't find my cache of illegal fireworks.

PennDOT has a new online service that lets drivers check the availability of vanity plates.
What have we learned?
BUTTMAN is taken, but ASSMAN is still available!

As always, we apologize.