Regarding the Deepwater oil spill.
The president will take questions about the disaster today, as BP tries to stop the leak by employing a maneuver that is one part Rube Goldberg and one part Three Stooges.
Here is what the president should say:
First, Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar is going to be looking for a new job and his replacement will be someone who has experience defending the environment instead of sucking up to oil and gas companies.
Next, all off-shore drilling platforms will be inspected and those found to be out of compliance with federal regulations will be shut down immediately.
Then, no new permits for off-shore drilling will be we issued until we adopt new, stricter regulations. Current drilling platforms will have to adhere to the new rules or be shut down.
Next, we will conduct a thorough investigation of the lack of oversight on behalf of federal regulators on off-shore drilling. Those found to be lax will be seeking new employment.
And, we will ask Congress to lift the limit of damages that can be paid in these types of spills and we will send a battalion of lawyers from the Justice Department to the Gulf to make sure that all of the people whose livelihoods were affected by the spill are justly compensated for their loses.
And finally, we have a lot of people in this country looking for work. Well, there is a lot of work to be done in the Gulf. We will set up a Civilian Conservation Corps-like agency to provide work to whoever wants it to go to the Gulf and clean up this mess. And then, we will send the bill for the cleanup to BP.
That should do it.
UPDATE: This morning, Obama fired Elizabeth Birnbaum, the woman in charge of the U.S. Minerals Management Service. It's a good start.