Worst job in the world.

This is from a story in today's paper about a guy who was caught allegedly cheating on a drug test:

"In February, a York County probation officer was supervising a urine test by Justin Paul Bupp when he noticed a few strange things.

"Bupp 'was struggling' to produce 'a steady stream of urine' and his penis appeared 'rubbery' with 'an odd color (and) texture. . .,' a county detective reported in Bupp's criminal complaint.

"When he was confronted by the probation officer, Bupp, 20, admitted he had a strap-on prosthetic device he had bought over the Internet for $130 and filled with his own clean urine before using heroin."

There is probably a lot to say about this, but whatever they pay probation officers, it's not enough.