Monthly Archives: April 2011

Good luck, you crazy kids!

So some woman married into the world’s richest welfare family Friday morning. Good luck with that. I give it two years.

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A personal note

To the woman driving the red Honda in front of me at lunchtime. Look, lady, I don’t mind you talking on the phone as you drive. But when you’re doing between 20 and 25 mph in a 35 mph zone, … Continue reading

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Is it just me or…

Does everybody wonder what the hell “tornadic activity” is? It’s a tornado. That’s as technical as we need. Weather people and others, trying to sound self-important, gussy it up by calling a tornado “tornadic activity.” “Tornado” pretty much covers it. … Continue reading

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An alternate theory…

A co-worker has posited that the terrible weather is caused by a God angered by the whole business over President Obama’s birth certificate. Hey, it has to be something, right?

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Some Dylan for a rainy morning

A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall.

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Climate change is a myth…

And if you believe that, all of those storms and tornadoes and Apocalyptic weather we’ve witnessed the past few days is a figment of your imagination. Climatologists have not chimed in yet, but the recent spate of terrible, violent weather, … Continue reading

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The birth certificate…

In this edition of What Have We Learned, Tom and I try to come up with a joke about Barack Obama trying to placate Donald Trump by releasing his birth certificate. We don’t really come up with anything we can … Continue reading

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Unemployed super heroes!

This week, Tom and I discuss one of the weirdest stories we’ve encountered in a long time — a state-funded employment service in Florida boosting the self-esteem of the unemployed by handing out red super-hero capes. You can’t make up … Continue reading

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Tom goes all Johnny Utah on us

In this week’s edition of What Have We Learned, Tom finally gets to make a reference to the movie “Point Break.” He’s been trying to wedge it in ever since he was pup and we’re glad he finally got the … Continue reading

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A country music joke and while we’re at it, Happy Birthday, Merle

The day we recorded this was Merle Haggard’s birthday. Happy Birthday, Merle. “Mama Tried: is still one of the great country songs of all time. OK, on to the part where we make jokes about billboards, Glenn Beck, a guy … Continue reading

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