Monthly Archives: August 2011

OK, this is serious.

The mayor of Ocean City, Md., has ordered phase three of the city’s hurricane action plan be implemented. What’s phase three? Well, according to a news release, part of it is this: “Utilizing the authority under a local State of … Continue reading

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Everybody panic!

The hurricane is coming! Actually, it looks now that Irene may fizzle. WHTM-TV meteorologist Brett Thackara showed a model this morning that indicated that York County will get between a quarter- and a third-of-an-inch of rain for from late Saturday … Continue reading

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Earthquake, hurricane, what’s next?

That’s the question of the day here at What Have We Learned world headquarters, locating in the heart of… Who am I kidding? It’s just me this week. Tom has the week off, I guess. Or maybe he’s gone off … Continue reading

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We have a winner…

We have a new entry in the domestic vengeance hall of fame. The Daily Record reported that a Codorus Township man accused his ex-girlfriend of stealing three of his cows. I know nothing about this relationship — or relationships in … Continue reading

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RIP: Jerry Leiber

If you don’t know the name lyricist Jerry Leiber, you don’t know rock’n’roll. Leiber, with his partner, Mike Stoller, wrote some of the greatest songs in rock history. A good number of Elvis’ hits, “Hound Dog,” “Jailhouse Rock,” “King Creole,” … Continue reading

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Norman

Norman attacking the hose RIP Norman. He was a strange dog.

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So I got that going for me…

Fan mail: “I’ve never been a fan of your column. Your incessant sarcasm is grating, and your lack of a unique viewpoint tells me that you’re either not real talented to begin with or you just have a tendency to … Continue reading

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Morans!

  This picture will make sense later in the post. Seriously. Anyway, we’re back after a week off for undisclosed reasons. I’m not sure what happened, but it’s history now. We’re moving forward. Here are the jokes. Weis Markets has … Continue reading

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Happy Shark Week!

Tom and I were really glad that that whole debt ceiling thing was solved early on during Shark Week. It would have been a shame had that political spectacle spoiled Shark Week. We discuss Shark Week and a documentary titled … Continue reading

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Getting bin Laden

Great New Yorker story about the raid that led to the death of Osama bin Laden. An excerpt: “As James talked about the raid, he mentioned Cairo’s role. ‘There was a dog?’ Obama interrupted. James nodded and said that Cairo … Continue reading

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