Author Archives: Scott Fisher

Dear President Bush, Can I call you Dubya? I guess I can, knowing your fondness for nicknames. Thanks for stopping by the other day. Really. It might not seem that way — a lot of Harley workers were torqued that … Continue reading →

By MIKE ARGENTO When a lot of us think about our state’s junior senator, the image that comes to mind is an alternative meaning to his name that cannot be described here. Let’s just leave it at that. That alternate … Continue reading →

We now take you to the office of Mel Gibson’s agent …

Any day now, an obit will be appearing in the newspaper. It’ll read: “Irony, a perfectly useful literary device, died today, having been on life support ever since being dragged behind the barn and beaten savagely by members of the … Continue reading →

MIKE ARGENTO Not to alarm you, but our sleepy little town here could be a target of terrorists. Certainly, at least according to the standards set by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, we could be sitting here, feeling fat, … Continue reading →

Once again, some writer or something comes out with a book that says, as a people, we Americans are becoming ruder and ruder and that common courtesies are falling by the wayside and generally, many of us act like that … Continue reading →

MIKE ARGENTO In George Orwell’s prescient novel “1984,

By MIKE ARGENTO There is an irony buried deep under the vitriol, idiocy, slander, vileness, ignorance, stupidity and simply breathtaking inanity that passes for the contribution to the public discourse of an alleged carbon-based life form that goes by the … Continue reading →

By MIKE ARGENTO Last time we checked in with televangelist Pat Robertson, the Most Reverend Pat was telling us that the election results in Dover — the good citizens of that school district rejecting the board members who got the … Continue reading →