Craziness: December 2006 Archives

Wrecked 'em? Durn near kilt 'em!

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We have a winner for headline of the day, here.

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One question answered...

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A lot of questions remain about the death of former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko from radiation poisoning caused by an isotope that sounds like something from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Who killed him and why are the most pressing questions, of course. But here , Slate magazine answers a question that may, or may not, have occurred to you: Why did he lose his hair, but not his eyebrows?
Who knew?

Dumb crime of the week.

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On Monday, a man brandishing a knife robbed the Dairy Queen on South Queen Street.
Dairy Queen?
Who robs a Dairy Queen? In winter.
Well, we aren't exactly talking about a member of Mensa here.

All Santa wants for Christmas is a new ACL!

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For your Christmas enjoyment, here's the arrival of Santa.

More Harleys for Little Kim.

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OK, they don't want Little Kim of North Korea to have Harleys. What, are they crazy? Send him more. Just no helmets. Read the rest of it here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Zombie Chickens!

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Here Is a story about zombie chickens.
In the sequel, the Zombie Chickens will terrorize a group of people hiding out in a shopping mall.
Actually, it's pretty gross. The story begins, " In this rich agricultural region of Northern California, ranchers have been turning chickens too old to lay eggs into compost at a rate of a half-million hens a year.
"But some chickens not properly euthanized have been seen crawling out of the compost piles, earning them the name 'zombie chickens' -- and hatching a debate over what else might be done with them and other 'spent hens.'"


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