Sports: August 2009 Archives

We already have government health care? Really?

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Here's a great excerpt from Daniel Gross' column on Slate this morning:

"As we've noted before, if you add the failure of employer-linked health care with Medicare, Medicaid, government employment, and the military, a huge chunk of Americans already have taxpayer-funded health care. It's a diverse lot. Rich old people and poor kids, university professors, congressmen, teachers, DMV clerks and their families. Pretty much everybody you see on CNBC yelling about socialism? Their parents and grandparents (if they're still living) get taxpayer-funded health insurance. Mine do. Charles Grassley, the septuagenarian Iowan who is doing his darnedest to torpedo meaningful health care form, has it. Arthur Laffer, the 69-year-old economist who went on television and suggested that Medicare isn't a government health care program, is eligible for Medicare. Dick Armey, who spent many years teaching at a state university and served several terms in Congress, has had taxpayer-funded health insurance for much of his adult life. Same for Rudy Giuliani and Newt Gingrich. Democratic senators like Max Baucus, Kent Conrad, and Ben Nelson? Yes, yes, and yes. Law professors at the University of Tennessee have it. The employees of George Mason University, which houses the free-market Mercatus Center, do, too. Policy analyst Betsy McCaughey, currently reprising her 1990s role of health care bamboozler, will be eligible for it in a few years' time.

"Obvious? Yes. But it's still worth pointing out. All these people rely on--or have relied on--the government to pick up the tab for their health care and for their health insurance. And that hasn't caused euthanasia or the abolition of private property. Funny how you don't hear any complaints from worthies about taxpayer-funded health insurance when it's covering them, their staffs, and their loved ones. For many of these people, especially the older ones, there literally is no affordable alternative. Insurance companies prefer to insure healthy people, not sick people--that's how they make money. And older people are more likely to run into health trouble requiring expensive care. Dick Armey, who is suing to get out from under the tyranny of Medicare, is apparently under the illusion that insurance companies are really eager to cover 69-year-old men at a low cost. House Minority Leader John Boehner is a 59-year-old smoker whose skin has an orange hue. What do you think Aetna would charge him per month for a good policy?"

So many of the people who decry government health case as "socialism," or worse, have government health care.

This is what's called hypocrisy. You can look it up.

Read Gross' column here.

We knew that, part 2

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Yesterday, on ESPN's Scott Van Pelt show, the host was interviewing a member of the Chicago White Sox, asking him how he handles being in a pennant race. Van Pelt wanted to know whether they approach each series thinking they have to win the series or whether they take it a game, an inning, an at-bat at a time.

The player said they take it a game at a time. He said he was already being asked about playing the Red Sox next week and he responded, "We have the Orioles this weekend and they're a good team."

Van Pelt interrupted, "No they're not."

Brett Favre! We love you!

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I know, you're sick of hearing about this guy, the Hamlet of professional football.

In case you've been living in a cave, Favre came out of retirement once again, this time to join the Minnesota Vikings, arch-rival of the team he is most identified with, the Green Bay Packers. Of course, you knew that and were sick of hearing about it.

Not me.

They can talk about Favre all day long on ESPN as far as I'm concerned. The radio dingbats on ESPN radio can bloviate long and hard on the meaning of Favre. Sports Center can spend its entire hour dissecting the latest twist in the story.

I say that as an Eagles fan.

I mean, nobody's talking about Michael Vick anymore.

More breaking Eagles news!

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Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, former Manson family member, has been released from federal prison after serving 34 years for attempting to assassinate Gerald Ford.

The Eagles immediately signed her to play middle linebacker.

Hide your dogs!

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That was the front-page headline in today's Philly Daily News.

Of course, the news is the Eagles signed convicted dog killer Michael Vick.

You could say the guy deserves a second chance. After all, the NFL has forgiven worst behavior. Ray Lewis was charged in a murder case -- later cleared of the charges -- and he is one the league's stars. Former Eagle Donte Stallworth killed someone in a drunken driving accident and served less than a month in jail. He has been suspended for the entire season now.

Vick killed dogs, though. We like dogs more than people.

All I know is when my wife heard the news, I was told I can no longer be an Eagles fan.

The point has to be made that the Eagles really don't need Vick. The team was poised to have a great year, perhaps a championship year. And now, it brings this into the mix.

There is such a thing as karma. The Eagles are messing with it, big time.

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