Sam had her pneumonia re-check at the doctor today, and she got a clean bill of health, thank goodness.
Then, I had a conversation with her pediatrician that led to his giving me a packet of information about high-fiber diets. So that Sam will still speak to me when she's a teenager, I'm not going to give you specifics on why I had to have this conversation.
After the visit, I was reading through the info, which includes sample menus. To my surprise, here's part of one suggestion for dinner:
2-3 oz. baked children
No, that's not my typo. Yep, you read it right.
Here's the kicker: Much like baked chicken, baked children apparently provide no dietary fiber whatsoever.
At least the packet doesn't recommend serving baked children with fava beans and a nice chianti ...


Cute story-believe this one-this is the 1st blog that I ever opened and read in my entire life. I thought that I better get with the program.