Here's one of my favorite mommy-/pregnancy-related jokes:
A pregnant woman was getting out of the shower one day when her 4-year-old looked up at her and saw her naked.
"Mommy, you look fat," he said.
"That's not nice," the woman replied. "And remember, we talked about how there's a baby growing in Mommy's tummy, and that's what's making my belly so big."
The boy waited a second, then asked, "Yeah, but what's growing in your butt?"
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