Things Noah's eaten lately

1. Pizza

2. Tomato soup with whole-wheat crackers

3. A McDonald's hamburger

4. The legs -- and then arms -- that he broke off of Sam's new doll. No swallowing of these, thank goodness, because it seems they're hard to chew up when you have only 8 teeth.

5. Generic Cheerios found in random places I apparently don't vacuum often enough in my house

6. Broccoli

7. Leaves

8. Paper, which is definitely his favorite nonfood to slobber up.

9. Nutrigrain blueberry waffles

10. Two bugs -- a ladybug, which he chomped most of the way through before we caught him; and a dead stinkbug, which I wrenched of his mouth within four seconds of his plopping it in there (it was still missing a few legs, though).

Ah, the diet of a 10-month-old.