Somebody jacked my kids up on crack this morning.
Or maybe they injected Pixy Stix into their veins.
Either way, MAN, were they high-strung and annoying! I couldn’t get them to focus on anything: eating breakfast, getting dressed, putting on shoes, not poking me repeatedly in the back, not tying things around the cat’s fat body.
Thank goodness I got to take them to day care.


Exactly!!! Somedays I wonder if the kids get together around the world and decide this is the day we torture our parents… You were not alone. So as I attempt to allow my daughter to eat this morning and allow my 11 month old son to bounce himself silly, they had their own agenda!!. My two year old decided that today was the day to attempt drinking milk from the cereal bowl. I Mean she was only dressed for the morning no big deal… My son thought after a major poo he would bounce as hard as possible just too see how far the poop would squirt!!. So once I was completely dressed it’s only right that I start all over with two new and improved clean/dry kids!!!! One day I will look back at this and laugh.”one day”
OMG, Llyn, sounds like your day was *definitely* worse than mine! lol