Cute kid stories: March 2007 Archives

Art imitates life -- mostly

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My mom loves to tell the story about a picture I drew in kindergarten. We were supposed to draw our family, the people who lived in our house. I drew me, my mom, my dad, my sister, my brothers, our dog and an uncle.

Except none of my uncles ever lived with us. When my mom asked me why I drew him in there, I apparently said: "Because I wasn't done drawing yet."

Yesterday, when I dropped Sam off at day care, I picked out her cubby a picture she drew several weeks ago of her family.

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It's an impressive, comical interpretation of us: There's Sam, with long purple hair sticking straight up. There's me, with a big head and messy red hair that includes some sticking up. There's Daddy, who for some reason has, like, nine legs. And there's our cat, Jack-Jack, who is orange with what I'm assuming is a long tail, and Sam and I are holding him.

And then there's Pop, who is my father-in-law. In this picture, Pop is very faint -- Sam drew him in yellow -- and you'd think Pop was a nickname for "lollipop" because he's got a head and a body, but no arms or legs.

Pop has never lived with us. In fact, he doesn't ever stay at our house for more than a couple hours in a row. My mother-in-law, however, will come and stay with us for a week at a time. Any sign of Nana in the picture? No way.

I've decided not to dwell on it. If Sammy put Pop in the picture, maybe she just wishes he were in the picture, so to speak, more often.

Instead, I -- being one of those parents who believe everything my kid does means she's a child prodigy in it -- am massively excited by how much her artist skills have grown in just a few months. In August, she drew a picture she said was of her, Daddy and me, and it was just squiggles. In this picture, though, you can see the general shape of people, even if they have too many or too few appendages.

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Anybody know how old Picasso was when he created his first masterpiece?

What do your kids like to draw? What did they surprise you by drawing?

Peeeeet staup

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We bought the movie "Cars" this weekend. I watched it seven times in three days. Sadly, that doesn't even come close to breaking my "Nemo" record.

Sam, who's working on being funny, finds it hysterical when Guido, the little mechanic-type car who fills in as McQueen's pit crew at the end of the movie, says, "Pit stop." It's his only line, but he says it several times. (If you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it. It's great. I'm not a Larry the Cable Guy fan, but he's great in this as the voice of Mater the tow truck.)

Anyway, because we're horrible parents, we taught Sam to imitate the way Guido says "pit stop," which comes out sounding more like "peeeeeet staup." Then we added a fingers-folded-against-the-thumb hand gesture that reminds you of when somebody in one of the Godfather movies says, "Capeche?"

It's freakin' hysterical. She'll walk out of a room, come back in, then say, "Hey Daddy. Peeeeeeet staup." And we crack up every time.

What funny things have you taught your kids just for laughs?

Sam the storyteller

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Sam loves it when I make up stories on the spot as she flips through one of my books (which, because I'm a slob, are constantly laying all over the floor of my bedroom).

We've been practicing having her make up stories, too. Here's the one she made up today to go with a book featuring a picture of a Dalmatian on the cover:

"Once upon a time, there was a dog named Annie. Annie was a good dog, and she liked to run.

"One day, Annie Elizabeth saw Clifford" (she's a HUGE Clifford the Big Red Dog fan right now) "and they played tag. And then there was Cleo and T-Bone" (other dogs from the Clifford TV show) "and Annie Elizabeth's friend Joanie came." (Joanie is her new imaginary friend, I think.)

"And they played and played. And one day, the Little Einsteins and Handy Manny and Curious George came and they played, too. The End."

I was pretty impressed, I've gotta admit. Although I'm now a little concerned about how much TV and computer-game time she's been having ...

What kinds of stories do your kids like to tell? What's the best one you've heard?

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